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test fart

Basically when you're around people (not alone) and you really have to blast one, so much so that your stomache is starting to ache... so you let out a small amount of gas in hopes of it being a quiet or non-smelly fart. If it smells or is a blastus you hold it back, but if it's a quiet one you walk around and pass the gas in a discreet fashion.
Hung was in class earlier and he had to fart, he intended to let out a test fart in the back of the class but instead of is coming out as a quiet and/or non-smelly fart he accidently Sharted.
by JerryCurlPubes June 16, 2005
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Testes Satchel

A slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scrotum (ball sack). Often used in a threat of being hit in the balls.
Ted: Man you really suck at Wii.

Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!

Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?

Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.
by Larry Finster December 27, 2009
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queered the test

Having spoiled a running test, necessitating one to have to reset all of the hardware (and software if necessary) and restart the test from the beginning.
This is actually a retest; approx. 3 hours into the first one, I accidentally bumped something that I shouldn't have and subsequently queered the test; so I recharged the cell and started a second test. :-/
by Telephony August 24, 2018
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Beat Test

Masterbating to to see if you really have feelings for a girl or you just want to have sex with her.
Yeah man, I wasn't really surprised when Brittany didn't pass the beat test. Never even replied to her text after I bust.
by Swole D-bag December 27, 2014
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Test of Friendship

When you and a friend have to double team a chick.
Guy 1: Dude, that chick has been looking at us all night!
Guy 2: You should go talk to her bro!
Guy 1: I did, but she's is only interested in US.
Guy 2: You don't mean... The Test of Friendship!
Guy 1: Let's do it!!!
HIGH FIVE *SLAP*
by BrosephBro69 October 27, 2010
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test tickles

Me: Hey read this really fast "test tickles"

My friend: Testicles
Me: Hahahahahahahahahahaha
by Hdjsvtjs idk cdiscdjdvd December 15, 2019
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the beep test

That annoying running test all kids had to do in school and ruined everyone's day except the two kids who were actually good at running.
"you know we gotta do the beep test today?"
"ahh fuck"
by yatomeino June 10, 2018
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