swing and a miss

when you try to flirt with someone and they don’t receive it or put you in the friend zone

*on your crushes instagram post* “you look amazing 😍” “thanks!” or *liked* and then your fiend says “swing and a miss”

by from what i’ve heard July 25, 2021

Fitbit Swing

The overexaggerated arm swing that a person does when wearing a Fitbit to help ensure that all of his/her steps are being recognized by the Fitbit.

Rachel was in full Fitbit swinging mode this morning, swinging her arms more than necessary to make sure her Fitbit recorded each and every one of her steps.

by MCBassGuitar April 17, 2016

down and swing

How to down and swing:
Stand on the edge of a body of water holding a rope swing. Down a full beer and then throw the empty beer down and swings out over the water.
The key is to make it back to the shore without falling or letting your feet hit the water.
Repeat as necessary.

Jorge yelled down and swing then raked the water.

by SmokingJoe December 21, 2007

Nigger Swing

A nuse.

"Nigger swing for sale!"

by Da Krooo January 14, 2010

Dick Swing

when a nigga dick hard and he text the first bitch he deems fuckable. (when you stop thinking with your head and begin thinking with your penis.)

trey(mr. makeothappen): fam u slapped that shordy yesterday shes murked.
Jaden(chocolate): fam cool out it was jus a dick swing.

by Mr.makeithappen01 April 22, 2018

Nut Swinging

A person, normally male, who proceeds to set up a drag race against another individual with their friends vehicle. When in fact, they themselves are incompetent of building, and/or driving a race car themselves.

I want to race, but Stevie keeps nut swinging off of Aaron and his car...it's pathetic.

by Theman1989 April 2, 2011

How 'they swinging?

Way of asking someone how they are.Usually between two males as it is a reference to their genitalia.Although could be used on a woman with a nice set.Similar to "hows it hanging?" and the ever popular "how are your testicles today?"

John: Hey Pete how 'they swinging?
Pete: Ahh you know yourself fairly low and to the left

by Dr.Benway February 28, 2009