Puberty ‘Stache

A Puberty ‘Stache is an adult male’s failed attempt at growing a fully formed mustache, and yet is doggedly determined to continue wearing the whispy and blotchy facial hair

Did you see Anders’ Puberty ‘Stache at our class reunion?!!! He’s been trying to grow that thing since 7th grade, and it still looks like peach fuzz on a porcupine’s ass

by Apollo83 August 12, 2022

Spooder-Stache

A weak mustache with usually only four to five full grown hairs, popularized by a man named Spooder.

Dude you need to shave your spooder-stache it looks disgusting.

by ElawnMosk November 29, 2019

Marmalade Stache

Going down on a chick on her period after she hasn't showered for at least ten days, so you end up with a chunk of coagulated blood on your stache

I went down on a tinder whore last night and the dirty bitch gave me a Marmalade Stache!

by HxC RiFF October 8, 2023

stache-tuck

When the mustache starts hanging over the top lip, one needs to perform a stache-tuck by tucking the overhanging mustache fibres in underneath the main body of mustache to make the mustache more presentable, neater and defined.

Before John's hot date with Kelly, he executed a stache-tuck. This proved useful as it neatened out his mustache and kept the mustache hairs out of his and Kelly's mouth while they were kissing.

by Fook-ST@R April 14, 2014

spite 'stache

A mustache grown to aggravate someone usually a superior. The game ends when the you (the grower) get tired and shave thereby losing or the superior orders you to shave acknowledging that they got so annoyed they had to pull rank.

Guy A: I grew a cheesy porn 'stache just to mess with the boss. He's already threatening to order me to take it off even though he says he doesn't mind it.

Guy B: If it really wasn't bugging him why does he keep bringing it up?

Guy A: Exactly, the spite 'stache is working perfectly.

by gottcharupe May 27, 2012

Legit Stache

Used to describe a moustache that is of a particularly excellent quality.

Hey shut your whorish mouth... THAT IS ONE LEGIT STACHE!!!

by Moose Whiplash January 23, 2011

spic stache

The pubic hair of a Latina woman

"You should've seen the spic stache on Juanita last night. I think I've got rugburn!"

by Miketheteacher December 11, 2016