a blasphemous rendering of the popular Harry Potter book entitled Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Coming this Fall to a theater near you..."Hairy Penis and the Kidney Stone"
"Abracadara, Abracadee, release the stone so I can pee..."
"Abracadara, Abracadee, release the stone so I can pee..."
by mike potter September 25, 2005
Get the Hairy Penis and the Kidney Stone mug.Funniest book of all time, yet has really important morals to get across to teenagers... Probably the most messed up book of ALL time, yet very realistic and is DEFINATLY entertaining. If you have an English project where you can pick your own book READ this book, unless you have to do quotes... like every other sentance has the f word...
by Megan Fx September 12, 2009
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by Bob Martin's Martini March 5, 2013
Get the the 3 S's and a haircut mug.Male homosexual intercourse. Derivation of the Shakespearean reference to traditional male / female intercourse MAKING THE BEAST WITH 2 BACKS.
"Do you think he'd be the type of guy Jen might like?"
"No, I think he and his friend and going to be making the beast with 2 hairy backs later tonight."
"No, I think he and his friend and going to be making the beast with 2 hairy backs later tonight."
by TRex1 July 29, 2008
Get the MAKING THE BEAST WITH 2 HAIRY BACKS mug.When you are really sick and need to make sure everyone knows it. Phrase was created by a man that goes by the name of Lonestar Thompson.
by Lonestar99 March 19, 2021
Get the I’m sick as a hairless dog in the winter time mug.somebody who looks like a twink but is really fucking hairy mainly in there butthole but also on the chest waist belly balls fuckin pubes nipples asshole hairs
Anna: woah he looks like the twinkiest dude ive ever seen: nicole:i know right but i saw him without his shirt on he was just like hairy hamish the chunky monkey
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