A Dirty Ordonez is where you are jealous of a man having sex with a girl you could have had sex with and you walk in on them during sexual intercourse and violently jam one or two fingers up the man's rectum.
by Nick's Fix February 15, 2008
Get the The Dirty Ordonez mug.First you have be nailing a chick in the ass. Then you pull it out and put it in a tortilla and precede to recieve a BJ.
Tom: I just totally performed The Dirty Enchilada on that chick
Dale: Did she dig it ?
Tom: She did until she took a bite
Dale: Did she dig it ?
Tom: She did until she took a bite
by Browntown6 November 15, 2009
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When you are done with a one night stand and the girl is passed out, you shit in one of her shoes as if you were St. Nick leaving her a treat.
Dave: "I fucked this girl last night and gave her The Dirty St. Nick"
Steve: "What's a Dirty St. Nick?"
Dave: " I shit in her shoe while she was asleep".
Steve: "What's a Dirty St. Nick?"
Dave: " I shit in her shoe while she was asleep".
by Ed K75 February 21, 2009
Get the The Dirty St. Nick mug.When you are fucking a chick from behind either anally or vaginally, you proceed to donkey punch her; while she is stunned you take a shit on her head while saying "Your turban is dirty!"
Frank: you know that chick i took home last night?
Eddie: oh yeah, she was pretty hot, you bang her?
Frank: goddamn right, gave her the dirty turban too!
Eddie: oh thats fucking SICK!
Eddie: oh yeah, she was pretty hot, you bang her?
Frank: goddamn right, gave her the dirty turban too!
Eddie: oh thats fucking SICK!
by Red Eye Of RA! April 19, 2009
Get the The Dirty Turban mug.When the son in law uses instant mash potato at a family dinner, for the purposes of pleasuring his mother in law's anus. When finished, the mashed potato is then spread amongst the family to enjoy. Not dissimilar to the saying of grace.
As Sam approaches the dinner table with the mashed taters, him and Deborah lock eyes. "It's gorgeous" she says, biting her bottom lip as she presents her anus. Sam, quivering in anticipation and mashed potato in hand then commences The Dirty Deb. Proceeding to jam Deborah's butthole with the mash and gazing into is his wife to be's eyes, the Dirty Deb continues until the mixture is consistent and ready to be served. The family waits in anticipation for their meal.
by T-Bone6969 September 14, 2017
Get the The Dirty Deb mug.The dirty waffle is a sex act in which the male ejaculates into one of his hands and then spreads it into both hands (This is known as preparing the batter) and then proceeds to slap the female partner on both ears with both hands simultaneously launching the male partners batter into the woman's ear drums.
by VitoVane November 24, 2017
Get the The Dirty Waffle mug.When a girl sucks a guys dick and has him cum in her mouth and then kisses his wife and spits the cum into her mouth.
I can't believe that girl did The Dirty Diana to me last night and then said, "it's your husband's cum so you swallow it!"
by D&DinDallas April 11, 2011
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