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Kid: Oh you son of a bitch
Kid: Oh you son of a bitch
by The G.O.A.T~_^_^ February 17, 2021
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When someone addresses you as a dad and you’re not having a baby nor are you their dad calm down! you’re just extremely hot! Especially to girls with daddy issues!!
by Megatittiesnass March 18, 2021
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A person who took place as the male in a child's reproductive process. A dad is a parent of (usually 2, but can be up to 6) children, specifically the male parent. Dads also just so happen to be known as Fathers. Fathers have a tendency to leave after a wife or girlfriend becomes a Mom, or a Mother via sex. However, if the father stays after a child is born from the mother, the father may also perform a move called "leave for the milk" once the amount of children raises above atleast 3, or children become annoying enough to cause the father to take off and abandon the family.
Dad: "Bye kids, I'm off to go grab the milk!"
Kid #1:" Okay, bye daddy!'
Kid #2: "Love you bye!"
Kid #3 (oldest): "Wait.. isn't that from the memes- WAIT DAD NOOO!"
Kid #1:" Okay, bye daddy!'
Kid #2: "Love you bye!"
Kid #3 (oldest): "Wait.. isn't that from the memes- WAIT DAD NOOO!"
by Idniont April 9, 2023
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