dad

A mysterious creature that is a master at hiding. Nobody knows much about the famed dad due to their skittishness and reluctance to cooperate with humans. In rare sightings, we observe them consuming what appears to be alcohol and drugs consumed used by humans. For decades, scientists have dedicated their life's work to studying these complex findings trying to draw any sort of conclusion they can about the elusive being known simply as "dad".

"Have you ever seen a dad before?"
"No, have you?"
"Once, back in '93."

by nophun0 September 1, 2021

Dad

Shit idk....

Nigga 1: Are we goin to yo dads crib?
Nigga 2: Nigga, my what?

by Maid ahaha she jajfjdsm February 17, 2019

Dad

I will be back soon... 7 years later with a girlfriend who 11 years younger with 16 hookers on the side.

Look its dad with a new bitch

by bigboybiggg April 12, 2020

dad

something you don't have

you had a dad? what a suprise?

by kuygdfky June 8, 2022

dad

someone who went to get the milk

where is my dad

by nibbaman69420 April 27, 2022

Dad

A person who usually leaves.

That person is such a dad.

by peepee pee pee July 23, 2019

dad

The one who never came back...

dad?

by Maxisocdorilkarupsa September 10, 2015