Testicles

Male gonads. In human males they hang between the legs and they are extremely sensitive and vulnerable. The position of human testicles is only apparently an anatomical error; it represents instead an evolutionary condition being cause and effect at the same time of the fact that females are the dominant sex among humans.
The wife kicked his husband in the testicles so he fell down on his knees in pain and kissed her feet.
by ragazzacattiva March 10, 2015
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Testicle Diddler

One who inserts their testicles into a child's anus.
by JazzJ May 04, 2011
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Testicle Rape

When a guy stands over top a girl (who is laying down on their back) and the guy dangles his testicles in her face and the repeatedly punches himself in the balls.
Dude 1: Dude i totally testicle raped someone!

Dude 2: wtf? why would you do that?!

Dude 1: I dont know, but now i need some ice.
by Huester666 May 05, 2011
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Flaming testicle

The flaming testicle is a drink created in Austin, TX. It consists of a shot of tequila and a splash of Tabasco. It is decorated with two olives (stuffed with blue cheese) that are dipped in Sambuca and lit on fire.
"Let's go down to the bar and get some flaming testicles!!! Hell yeah!"

"This is the best fucking drink ever"

"Balls on fire!"
by DrunkGeo February 27, 2013
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Toast the testicles

The act of passing gas with your clothes on such that the heat from the fart is trapped in your pants and then passes across your balls and warms them. testicles, balls, scrotum, penis, junk, fart, break wind, pass gas, gouch, butt, butthole
I showered because I had to toast the testicles when I was laying on the sofa.
by joecoolthefool May 26, 2016
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testicle porn

Testicle porn, from the Latin origins meaning, to tuck balls behind legs while cumming.

Testi = to tuck

Cules= orgasming greatly.
Dude she was eating my ass and licking my balls...hard...then because I had my junk tuck up between my legs while she was eating it all, so I held it tucked while I came like in testicle porn it was amazing.

I've heard testicle porn is a big new thing, we probably shoulda filmed ourselves doing it.
by Bigdeal1984 March 15, 2017
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