Technoblade

The most incredible human to walk this earth, a legacy so immortal we remember him with his own phrase:
Technoblade never dies.
A man of a million kills, potatoes, and nerds willing to give the world to him. Even if he’s gone to rest, there is always quiet before the storm and the blood god can and will never die.
A king amoungst nerds.

Thank you Alex, for being a part of my life.
#TechnobladeNeverDies!

Technoblade the first worst thing to happen to cancer
The second worst thing to happen to orphans
The number one potato farmer
And the best thing to happen to us
So long king

by TechnobladeNeverDies <3 December 17, 2022

TechnoBlade

An American Youtuber who Passed Away due To cancer.

"Technoblade Never Dies!"

by H3110w0r1d September 20, 2023

Technoblade

Minecraft Youtuber with the elbows of God himself ready to take on any orphan in his path.

*falls off building* *falls into a coma* *wakes up 12 years later* *inhale* *exhale* *inhale* *exhale* *inhale*

NOT EVEN CLOSE BABY TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

by Guy who says meh March 9, 2022

technoblade

A God of Gods that scarifies other peoples blood for others.
A guy who has hot elbows

he is technoblade

by shit boi February 3, 2021

Technoblade

A type of person who hates orphans.

“I am the technoblade of my group.” Meaning: “I hate orphans”

by quxckity March 16, 2021

Technoblade

Technoblade is an Immortal Pig who is incapable of losing in physical combat, he is the most dangerous Pig alive. Technoblade also has a strong hatred for orphans

Guy1: Look at that Pig
Guy2: OH SHIT THAT'S TECHNOBLADE!
Guy1: RUUUUNNN!

by RaccoonMaster88 April 29, 2021

Technoblade

r.i.p.

R.I.P. bro, Technoblade Never Dies!

by beluga the suzzi cat June 4, 2023