When someone’s left a turd in the toilet
You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
You put a sheet of toilet paper over it and piss on it until you see the turd through the paper
“Hey guys what did you do during lockdown?”
“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”
“We played the wet t-shirt competition game, fun for the whole family”
by THeCaKEisAliE010 December 4, 2020
Get the Wet t-shirt competition gamemug. 1. The act of a man giving himself a pearl necklace and then proceeding to rub it into his torso on all areas that a t-shirt would cover. Preferably the man would be wearing only a fanny pack while this is happening but is not necessary.
2. Any sexual act preformed while wearing a fanny pack. This act may be with partner/s or alone.
2. Any sexual act preformed while wearing a fanny pack. This act may be with partner/s or alone.
Girl 1:I'm so jealous of my boyfriends skin! It's almost like his upper arms and torso just glow!
Girl 2: I knew you weren't putting out for him.
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Obviously he's got plenty of time to work on his Texas T-shirt so you must not be milking out the jizz
Girl 2: I knew you weren't putting out for him.
Girl 1: Huh?
Girl 2: Obviously he's got plenty of time to work on his Texas T-shirt so you must not be milking out the jizz
by gertrude07 August 26, 2014
Get the Texas T-shirtmug. Usually a Texas T-Shirt is given to a female with a flat chest. A male or female must take a shit on her chest and then mold the shit into breasts. This practice is mainly found in South America.
by TitsMcGee6969 November 16, 2010
Get the Texas T-Shirtmug. "Yo, watchu wearing mate?"
"I feel like everytime you talk to me, I loose a braincell.
"So.. what is it?"
"It's a T-shirt, fucking dipshit"
"I feel like everytime you talk to me, I loose a braincell.
"So.. what is it?"
"It's a T-shirt, fucking dipshit"
by Teresaissohot June 5, 2022
Get the T-shirtmug. 4 german goons wearing a white t shirt terrorising the locals anywhere they go and aim for pedestrians with sports shirts on
Take your england shirt off and keep your head down mandem, the white t shirt gang are circling the block
by Megamind caitlin January 8, 2024
Get the White t shirt gangmug. Souvenirs from concerts
by Ya like Jazz??? April 26, 2017
Get the T-shirtmug. A body type resting in between a dad bod and a body type you would actually feel comfortable with whilst being shirtless in public. Looks at least passable in a t-shirt, hence the name.
Guy 1: Hey man, you been eating better? You look like you dropped some weight.
Guy 2: Yeah. Upgraded from dad bod to t-shirt bod!
Guy 2: Yeah. Upgraded from dad bod to t-shirt bod!
by Anonymous900000000000000 September 22, 2019
Get the T-Shirt Bodmug.