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Swirly

When you repetitively dunk Andrew’s head in a toilet for failing to bring beer to our Wednesday night league game. Not to be confused with a half vanilla half chocolate soft served ice cream
“Hey Ching tell your brother in law to bring beer or we’re gonna give him a swirly in the bathroom!”

“Is that what the half chocolate half vanilla soft serve is called?”
by Barry Mycockinher25 July 28, 2021
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cherry swirly

A form of hazing/torture/punishment in which a female senior high school student picks up a freshman, turns him/her upside down and holds him/her in the air with his/her head in a toilet bowl full of bloody tampons and period blood while it is flushed.
She gave that poor little freshman a cherry swirly after school let out.
by Sarah Shears August 2, 2021
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Swirly case

Fuck it swirly case.
When something is awkward u say it
*silence... “swirly case” ...
by Micol myers May 26, 2021
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Cuban Swirly

Giving someone a swirly with a turd in the bowl.
That punk ass needs a Cuban swirly.

There's a cigar turd in the bowl waiting for him.
by MyRealNameisTurdburglar December 1, 2024
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Skibidi Swirly

When you're trying to give a stupid ahh nerdy person a swirly but then you are caught off guard and realize that the toilet is an ultra mega godly skibidi toilet. Then you put their head into the skibidi's mouth and give them a little spinny in the skibidi mouth. The toilet is so caught off guard by this that it calls for help from Squid Game player 001 from season 1, 오일남. player 001, uses his tumor to throw at you and the stupid ahh nerd that you intended on giving a swirly to. He knocks you out and puts you in the Squid Games. Since you know all of the games and have previously played and won the 45.6 billion won, all you want to do is save all of the players from the same fate as your late brother sang-woo. You fail to realize that the new player assigned the number 001 is the front man you have been attempting to arouse and investigate. In the end you and your new team of players, including the front man, steal the guards guns and start to rebel. You think that you might stand a chance but then you run out of ammo and player 001 shows his true colors and kills your best friend. And you're all like "NOOOOO." so then you kiss his dead body and he turns into a frog and he is alive. And then he says "You must travel to the highest mountain and the deepest valley to find 3 keys, with these keys you can help me turn back into a human." and youre all like "ok" so then you set off on your journey. To be continued..
Fred-Im gonna give you a Skibidi Swirly!!!
John-NO WAY JOSE!!!!
Fred-Yes way bae
John- Im actually player 456 from Squid Game so im gonna booty you in the butt!
Fred-BET!!!
John-Jk that was a test to see if you're gay and you failed!!
Fred- :(
by plurgfish January 2, 2025
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Skibidi Swirly

When you're trying to give a stupid ahh nerdy person a swirly but then you are caught off guard and realize that the toilet is an ultra mega godly skibidi toilet. Then you put their head into the skibidi's mouth and give them a little spinny in the skibidi mouth. The toilet is so caught off guard by this that it calls for help from Squid Game player 001 from season 1, Oh Il-nam (오일남 O Il-nam). player 001 then uses his tumor to throw at you and the stupid ahh nerd that you intended on giving a swirly to. He knocks you out and puts you in the Squid Games. Since you know all of the games and have previously played and won the 45.6 billion won, all you want to do is save all of the players from the same fate as your late brother sang-woo. You fail to realize that the new player assigned the number 001 is the front man you have been attempting to arouse and investigate. In the end you and your new team of players, including the front man, steal the guards guns and start to rebel. You think that you might stand a chance but then you run out of ammo and player 001 shows his true colors and kills your best friend. And you're all like "NOOOOO." so then you kiss his dead body and he turns into a frog and he is alive. And then he says "You must travel to the highest mountain and the deepest valley to find 3 keys, with these keys you can help me turn back into a human." and youre all like "ok" then you set off on your journey. To be continued...
by plurgfish January 2, 2025
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Brownie Swirly

The act of taking a shit in a toilet, cutting it up with a knife whisk or other mixing tool until you get an even texture. You then dump in half a gallon of bleach and the most vile thing you can get your hands on and mixing again. You then dunk your most hated enemies head in it then flush.
Yo I gave Chad the worst brownie swirly ever.
by Solairekiller June 20, 2025
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