Swift'd

The happening when a girl listens to too much Taylor Swift that she is unable to trust any man. May also happen to boys

Dude 1: Man, we won't she date you?
Dude 2: She said we weren't meant to be, but I think she's been Swift'd
Dude 1: Sucks for you, man

Girl 1: Why did he dump you?
Girl 2: He didn't say why, but he's been listening to Speak Now a lot lately
Girl 1: *thinks to herself* He has definitely been Swift'd

by estoy enamorado January 18, 2011

Swifterize

To make a positive change in the appearance or character of an alcoholic or addict in recovery. Typically such a change is dramatic and pronounced.

Ramsey is an obnoxious, little, fucking piece of shit. He needs to be swifterized before it's too late.

by Swifterize August 15, 2014

Switch Stick

A thin flexible stick your parents use to beat you. They will usually ask you to go get it for them.

“Raylan you bes have cleaned your room.”-Mom
“Uhhh, I sorta maybe forgot to clean my room.”-Raylan
“Go get me a switch stick so I can beat your lazy a**!”-Mom

by SOMD_noel🤙🏼 July 11, 2018

Chloe Swift

Gorgeous, smart, unique, & lovable. Is really good with becoming friends with others. Is very fashionable. Is very lovable. Gets compliments daily. Has one online hater trying to put her down but she always keeps her head up high. Always has that special glow that makes her stand out & doesn't mind being different. She is that one girl who turns all the heads.

Rachel: You’re so pretty Chloe!
Chloe Swift: Look in the mirror, you’re so beautiful!

by AnonymousRichGirl July 6, 2020

Meat Switch

A device that requires someone to flip a switch or depress a button. Normally placed into an serial task. To move forward an individual is required to flip or depress a button. Once done the next steps in the task can be started.

It is commonally used as a software version of a Molly Guard, a barrier to protect something from unwanted contact, especially a shield to prevent accidental deployment of software into production from automated Continuious Intergration and Developlment (CI/CD) setups. It could be inserted into any step in a CI/CD to require a human to consciously move forward.

You will need to click the meat switch before deploying the service to Production.

by EntropyWorks October 26, 2020

glock switch

A glock switch (also known as a glock auto sear) is an external device/attachment made for glocks that allows them to shoot in full auto. They are illegal to possess by the general public and have been popularized by rap/hiphop music and pop culture.

Person 1: Do you got a glock switch I can cop rq?
Person 2: Nah jit but I got the stl files.
Person 1: Aight bet foenem imma print some of these hoes.

by TheBirdsAreWatching November 16, 2022

Oliver Swift

The name of the most downright BODACIOUS phone-headed fella around! Sporting a bright red flannel and an Eircom Comfort for a noggin, you can find local cinema employee Oliver Swift in the most GROOVY dating sim around! Buy Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim on Steam for $7.99 today!

Person 1: Gosh, I sure wish I had a monster-lovin' freak of a guy (with just the right amount of transgender swag) for a boyfriend (Preferably one named Oliver Swift)!
Person 2: Do I have the game for you!

by mayormingus May 6, 2023