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Satchelism

Someone who purposely keeps information to themselves rather than sharing it i.e keeps in in their satchel
Example “does anyone know where the shitter is ?, I am desperate?” A satchelist would know where the shitter is and purposely not tell you! And then wait to see if you wrong yourself! Or a another case of satchelism would be where you might say does anyone know how to make a chicken pie? The satchelist would know how to make a chicken pie and not tell you and take pleasure watching you fail at making one .
by Satchelist January 7, 2022
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Satchelism

Someone who purposely keeps information to themselves rather than sharing it i.e keeps in in their satchel
Example “does anyone know where the loo is ?, I am desperate?” A satchelist would know where the loo is and purposely not tell you! And then enjoy watching the panic as you try to find one before it’s too late!

Or a another case of satchelism would be where you might say” does anyone know how to make a chicken pie? “ The satchelist would know how to make a chicken pie, and not tell you and take pleasure watching you fail at making one .
by Satchelist January 7, 2022
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Satcheloté

Satchel, wallet, purse.

Spanish dictation
Lucy can’t find her satcheloté cus she dumb af.
by Killkam January 27, 2022
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Satchel of bellends

The collective term for a group of bellends
Molly, Emma and Becca from the other office are an absolute satchel of bellends
by TheGingerAce March 30, 2022
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satchelhead

Any bag of a satchel type design easily used to 'head' out on demand
I took my new satchelhead out tonight, much easier access to all my things than a backpack.
by Rodel Iteralde April 6, 2022
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Shatchel

/ (shat chill) /
Noun
1. Conveniently shorter term referencing a colostomy bag. Using the past tense of shit, "shat", combined with "satchel", a bag worn by a strap over the shoulder.
"Shat Satchel" or shatchel.
"Hey Chris, you gonna come play some PUBG?"
"Yeah dude! I just gotta run to the bathroom first to dump my shatchel!"
by Spared April 29, 2022
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Stachell Den

That back room with a bunch of shit that you never organize; you just keep throwing the sh*t back in a box, any box... and stack em back up .. in the corner.. so you can sweep, mop, etc...
Sure , I got a bread maker. But I ain’t gonna use it because I don’t want to have to re-pile my hoardlings in the stachell den.
by Mrs. Nesbit May 2, 2022
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