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life support system for a pussy

Any human being that is a female
Good lord woman, all you are is a life support system for a pussy!
by Frainslug November 5, 2005
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geosocial support

Geosocial support is the perception and actuality that one is cared for in all areas of the world, has assistance available from other people regardless of location, and that one is part of a supportive social network which has a global reach. These supportive resources can be emotional (e.g., caring), tangible (e.g., financial assistance), informational (e.g., advice, technical support), or companionship (e.g., sense of belonging). Like Social support, Geosocial support can be measured as the perception that one has assistance available from any location on earth, the actual received assistance (non dependent on location), or the degree to which a person is integrated in a geosocial network with a shared location. Geosocial support can come from many sources, such as family, friends, associates, colleagues, organizations, coworkers, etc. Geosocial support is cross cultural and transcends language barriers
Land surveyors in history had a difficult time finding answers to their problems in the field, until one day land surveyors united in the name of Geosocial Support and now they can solve problems with the collaborative social support of their associates around the world, without worrying about language barriers.
by whalewail July 18, 2012
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Emotional support animal

A living tool to implement narcissism by proxy.
Only Jesus and my emotional support animal know how important I really am!
by Ratched, RN March 17, 2022
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tech support

interjection
an expression of gratitude, used when someone comes through for you.
note on usage: cannot be used as an adjective
Person 1: "Shit, I forgot my wallet!"
Person 2: "It's cool, it's on me."
Person 1: "Tech support."

Improper use: "It was totally tech support when you came through for me on that kidney transplant."
by epl May 27, 2008
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child support

The thing you have to sign up for nine months after you came early.
"I came early in my girlfriend today. Creampie!" -Rick

"Ask me how it feels in nine months when she's paying child support." -Wilson

"Nah, she's getting an abortion." -Rick
by Albert Freidstein IV January 10, 2016
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text support

Offering moral support and love via text message. Note, this technique is especially useful when your foul-weather friend is going through her umpteenth horrendous breakup and you're sick of actually talking to her, or wrather, pretending to listen. You still want to be nice, but damn, you gots bettah things to do than listen to her whine all day! Shee-it.
<cell rings>
Me: Ugh god, its my needy friend Samantha again. I swear, I've nursed that girl through so many break-ups...
Cool Friend I'm Hangin' Wid: Fuck her. Don't answer it.
Me: But I still want to help and I do care about her...
Cool Friend: What you need to do is offer a little text support.
Me: Great! Got it! Thanks text support!!!
by SeaOrland May 2, 2008
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emotional support animal

A scam used to bring your pet on an airplane with you for free.
Yo bitch I gotta go pre-board with my emotional support animal. See you in an hour when you finally get on the plane.
by Premedmachine May 2, 2018
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