When you wake up with a dead, floppy and unresponsive arm after sleeping on it all
night and since it’s the morning you want to whack one out with the fresh hardy, use the dead arm and it almost..
feels..
like..you get the picture.
1. Steeeve bro, swear I had the maddest sunrise superwank this morning, felt a bit
like Stylax from Plebs. I almost achieved
nirvana. Swear down.
2. Broski, my Sunrise Superwank was so bomb this morning. Literally one in a million. In my dream I was with Megan
Fox and I woke up to the nicest surprise my guy. Dead arm + morning bash = chakras aligned. You’ve GOTTA try it bro.