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supernanny 

Mary Poppins but she has the superpower of making terrible parents and bratty kids good people
Mom: im calling supernanny
supernanny by girly1975 September 9, 2018

superfalious 

Person #1: Did you hear that guy talking about vaccines causing autism?
Person #2: Yeah, he’s just superfalious
superfalious by ECPTRS October 20, 2021

Superman plank 

When a woman lays on her stomach and the man planks over her then proceeds to violently thrust to the point that the women can't go anywhere so she gotta take all the dick. This act is especially effective if the male has a bbc then you can finesse it perfectly.
Did yall see Lena the plug get reamed by Jason Luv?? That shit was brutal, he did the superman plank .

Stealth Superman 

When you sneak up behind someone, cum on their back and throw a sheet, sticking it to their back. without them realizing. Superman, but stealthy
Oh shit bro! You see me stealth superman that bitch! *High five*

Floating Superman 

Where your sex partner (female) lays missionary off the side of the bed while you (male) penetrate her and thrust while being off the ground being on her pushing with your fit on the wall.
Dude did you bang Hailey last night?
Yeah I gave her the Floating Superman
Damn dude she must be sore as fuck.

Sunrise Superwank 

When you wake up with a dead, floppy and unresponsive arm after sleeping on it all night and since it’s the morning you want to whack one out with the fresh hardy, use the dead arm and it almost..feels..like..you get the picture.
1. Steeeve bro, swear I had the maddest sunrise superwank this morning, felt a bit like Stylax from Plebs. I almost achieved nirvana. Swear down.

2. Broski, my Sunrise Superwank was so bomb this morning. Literally one in a million. In my dream I was with Megan Fox and I woke up to the nicest surprise my guy. Dead arm + morning bash = chakras aligned. You’ve GOTTA try it bro.
Sunrise Superwank by Woo Back Baby September 30, 2020