Stitch dick

A derogatory term for a FTM transsexual

This fucking stitch dick tried to hit on me

by 12dajango June 3, 2018

Switch Stick

A thin flexible stick your parents use to beat you. They will usually ask you to go get it for them.

“Raylan you bes have cleaned your room.”-Mom
“Uhhh, I sorta maybe forgot to clean my room.”-Raylan
“Go get me a switch stick so I can beat your lazy a**!”-Mom

by SOMD_noel🤙🏼 July 11, 2018

Switching Wigs

A term used for two tweakers that keep going back and forth to the restroom to get high.

Those two women kept switching wigs the whole time they were in the restaurant.

by Ghostwriter007 December 22, 2019

goofy switchfoot

When your right foot is at the head of the board and your left foot is at the tail and toes pointed off the left side

Shane told me that I'm one in a million because I'm both goofy and switchfoot, so im goofy switchfoot!

by lilmouse August 10, 2014

Money Stitch

A woman's vagina stretches and tears during the natural birthing process. The attending MD will stitch up the torn flesh so it will heal faster. The money stitch is the extra stitch you pay for, in order to return the vagina back to "Like New" condition. This procedure is confidential between the father and the doctor. To order the money stitch, wave a hundred dollar bill behind your wife's head just out of her sight. All maternity doctors know this international signal.

The money stitch is worth every penny when you find yourself back in the sack reciting the lyrics to Madonna's "Like a virgin."

by Sr.Verde June 15, 2018

Meat Switch

A device that requires someone to flip a switch or depress a button. Normally placed into an serial task. To move forward an individual is required to flip or depress a button. Once done the next steps in the task can be started.

It is commonally used as a software version of a Molly Guard, a barrier to protect something from unwanted contact, especially a shield to prevent accidental deployment of software into production from automated Continuious Intergration and Developlment (CI/CD) setups. It could be inserted into any step in a CI/CD to require a human to consciously move forward.

You will need to click the meat switch before deploying the service to Production.

by EntropyWorks October 26, 2020

glock switch

A glock switch (also known as a glock auto sear) is an external device/attachment made for glocks that allows them to shoot in full auto. They are illegal to possess by the general public and have been popularized by rap/hiphop music and pop culture.

Person 1: Do you got a glock switch I can cop rq?
Person 2: Nah jit but I got the stl files.
Person 1: Aight bet foenem imma print some of these hoes.

by TheBirdsAreWatching November 16, 2022