lightning storm

Looks Good From a distance but you wouldn't want to get too close.

"Look at her she's well fit" mate replies "nah mate iv'e seen her close up she's a right lightning storm"

by Tonyonein January 14, 2015

queef storm

A period during which a woman endures several, very loud, embarrassing queefs. This period usually entails twenty minutes of pure, continuous queefing.

(Any leg movement at the hips increases the intensity and frequency of the queefs during the queef storm)

Girl 1: Yeah, after John and I had sex, I just had the worst queef storm ever...

Girl 2: What did he do?

Girl 1: He walked out laughing...

by E.B. & J-Stone September 25, 2011

Bitch Storm

Bitch Storm= Someone very important to you is throwing up a bunch of random fucking shit from there anus for a prolonged period of time

"My Girlfriend went on a 7 hour bitch storm last night... like fuck my life"

by King0125 January 21, 2016

Barrel Storm

A flurry of barrel rolls

He did so many barrel rolls, we were in a fucking barrel storm.

by Simuhchai January 17, 2009

Storm Chaser

A person who seeks relationships that are in constant turmoil

Dont hook up with Amy, she's a total storm chaser.

by Nora A stilrag May 23, 2016

shit storm

n. Figuratively, a huge downpour of shit; not to be confused with an actual dump as experienced by a headshitter

Dude, I fucked up large. Now I'm gonna face a gale force shit storm!

by D'emon November 7, 2002

perfect storm

When three events, usually beyond one's control, converge and create a large inconvenience for an individual. Each event represents one of the storms that collided on the Andrea Gail in the book/movie titled the perfect storm.

I had planned to go out tonight with my friends but then the perfect storm hit and now I can't do anything, my boss wanted me to work late, my girlfriend told me "we needed to talk", and my car won't start.

by TRex August 21, 2004