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Sargeant Sweatpants

This is a person who puts sweatpants on his head so that he can help captain digiorno cook some pizza.The sweatpants protect the pizza from any hair. It is also known for sargeant sweatpants to act like an eagle and make motor noises while on a voyage. All in all a sargeant sweatpants is a best friend of captain digiorno.
Preheat that oven to 400 degrees sargeant sweatpants so we can cook that frozen pizza.
by Sargeant Sweatpants August 7, 2009
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sargon

great king sargon
by melly melz February 3, 2017
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Sargasm

Like faking it, but obvious. Can be used during really bad intercourse, or just in daily conversation.
"Oh. Oh yeah. You're my Apollo rocket of love. God, yes. My world has been thouroughly rocked. Get off me now."
by CSteel December 2, 2004
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Sargent

A very handsome person who gets loved and crushed on everyday by very beautiful girls he is the most sexiest person on earth
You are so sargent
by Anonymous123456789951963 October 4, 2018
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ozone stargazing

while titty humping some bitch backwards, so that your anus is in the vacinity of her mouth. as you are about to reach climax, proceed to punch her in the stomach and simultaneously release fecal matter directly into her mouth.
i was out with Gina Lord and we were getting pie-eyed at Frank's house. She got so shnockered that i convinced her to let me titty fuck her. she asked me what i was doing facing that way and i said, "nothing but you are ozone stargazing!" and then i dropped huge anchor in her face.
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Sargent Winklepance

Code for "Sargent Winklepants": A sargent who's goal in life is to catch angry raccoons running about the town, take a tinkle and dookie on every single lawn in the neighborhood, and break wind as often as possible; often found in random towns across the West Coast and Alaska.
"Dude did you see that Sargent Winklepance, Joe?" "Yeah he sharted all over my driveway..."
by Julie Mandovi January 11, 2009
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Stargazer

Shipper of the Harry Potter ship WolfStar (Remus/Sirius)
I love Remus and Sirius together, I'm a complete stargazer.
by SiriusScruffy September 22, 2012
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