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stanner

One who attends St.Ann school
Person A: look at that SKANK in the uniform. Does she go to St.Agnes?

Person B: Nooo, that's a Stanner!
by Natalie M<3 July 13, 2006
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Ottawa Stanley Cups

10 in total, won in the 1902/03, 1903/04, 1904/05, 1905/06 seasons making the Ottawa Senators the first Stanley cup dynasty team. cups were also won in the 1908/09, 1910/11, 1919/20, 1920/21, 1922/23, 1926/27 season. Often ignored by Leafs fans in thier illogical arguments about how Toronto is some how better.
Leafs Fan - Leafs are better then Ottawa, you guys have never even won a cup
Sens Fan - actualy there are 10 Ottawa Stanley Cups
Leafs Fan - those don't count
Sens Fan - well those Sens are about as related to our franchise as the 1967 Leafs are related to the clowns who wear the Leafs jersey today, also when was the last time you made the playoffs
Leafs Fan - ... ummm Sens suck
Sens Fan - Original
by Sam Walsh April 9, 2008
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stanny

An abbreviation for your "standard order". This is your favourite drink, chocolate bar and packet of crisps that you could pick up at any petrol or service station any time of day. The drink can either be a soft-drink, can or bottle, or something else that is common. The crisps must be available in a bag, potato or corn, but nothing stupid like a whole tube of Pringles, for example. The chocolate bar is self-explanatory.

To know someone's stanny is a test of true friendship.
Joe is taking a trip to his local petrol station to pick up some sundries. Before leaving, he asks Polly if she would like anything. "Oh, just my stanny, thanks Joe," she responds.
(N.B. Joe has truly cooked his goose if he doesn't know what Polly's stanny is. They HAVE been together 7 years, after all.)
by Big.E April 18, 2006
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Stanley

Name given by a man referring to his penis. From The Adventures of Ford Fairlane. Diceman referrs to his unit as 'Stanley, you know, like the power drill'
Guess who's coming over for a visit tonight?

Who?

Stanley.
by Bill Adama July 1, 2010
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stanley steamer

When a friend intentually takes a smelly dump in your house, aparment or RV. Its only considered a stanly steamer if it smells to high heaven.
I just took a stanley steamer and it stinks.
by zacherzach January 4, 2007
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Stanley Steam roller

A sexual act when the male takes a large steamy dump on the female's chest, turns her over, takes a second large steamy dump on her back, and then proudly watches her roll around like a steam roller.
Connie had to change her sheets after Bobby's corny stanley steam roller.
by TonyUCF November 21, 2007
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Stanley Steamer

Since their motto is "Tough on dirt, gentle on carpet", the sex act entitled "the stanley steamer" is when you punch a girl in the asshole repeatedly (tough on dirt) while rubbing her pubic bush tenderly (gentle on carpet). Some consider this a contradictory act, but nothing shows your love for a woman (or man?) like a good 'ole stanley steamer.
by .sineP kucS I November 20, 2007
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