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Idiot Theory of Sports

A theory that officially states....

"If one should make a prediction so outlandish, they are an idiot even if their prediction proves true.”

This usually applies to people who make idiotic predictions (which do not always have to apply to sports)that most of the time would not come true, but when they would the predictor brags like he or she is some kind of genius. Idiot Theory disproves their genius.
A- Yeah dude, my aunt took #11 seed George Mason to the National Title game in her bracket.

B- Wow, she was right. They made it to the Final Four. She's a genius!

A- No, she's an idiot. Ever heard of the Idiot Theory of Sports?
by Buck437 March 18, 2009
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Black nig from Wii sports

Black nigga from Wii sports that claps your ass in any game no matter how good you are.
Damn, that black nig from Wii sports keeps on clapping my ass.
by Nig.narg November 28, 2018
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Scrotscratcher

A scrotscratcher is one of those annoying cunts that without warning starts scratching their bollocks. Sudden and violent sractching is often a sign of std's such as herpes.

This will generally mean that the subject that is scratching his nuts will either be a dity stop out thats sleeps with any slag or his wife / girlfriend is the local bike.
Vicar, dont be such a dirty fucking whore shagging scrotscratcher.
by Terry T November 29, 2006
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SpotSec

An awesome programmer.
If used in an action sense, it means sneaking unapproved features into version control.
Dude that guy is a spotsec.
Dude I pulled a spotsec putting that easter egg in the software.
by maclover1234 April 25, 2009
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sports rambo

A person who looks like rambo whooping ass at any kind of sport, espically baseball.
man 1: Oh shit they have a sports rambo on their team!
man 2: Oh Fuck!

man 1: from other team: Ha ha bitches!
sports rambo: *Wins the game and kills the other players*
by Tr!pp October 5, 2009
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spots for restin'

A resting location found at climbing gyms, CO-OP's, and Disc Golf Courses where individuals congregate to talk about why their four year degree in Modern European Philosophy from an accredited university hasn't contributed to them finding a job outside of the Fast Food Industry. Spots for Restin' can often be identified by the excessive amounts of Hippie Drippings.
The climbing gym across town has a pretty good bouldering wall but it really needs more spots for restin'.
by I Need More to Do September 12, 2013
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Sports potato

Those morons that constantly talk sports but the most they actually do participate in is when they watch it on TV.
Sh*t! Here comes Lou and all he does is blab about the stats. I wonder if he ever really does anything, the sports potato!
by SouthBeach Sonny November 24, 2013
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