spouting

what many people who have ideas based in hatered do.

george bush is spouting his dribble dick hate filled retoric yet again

by earthlover42 July 10, 2005

Spunt

Mentioned by Fili Fil on the Filosophy. It's defined as the past tense of the past tense of spend. Spend, Spent, Spunt. When you dig yourself into a financial hole by the services you use.

Spunt Companies: furniture rental co, pay day loans co, title loan co, pay check to paycheck living.

1. If you sell your foodstamps you are spunt.
2. If you buy weave before pampers you are spunt.
3. If you have a nice car and a raggedy home you are spunt.

4. If you know the rules to furniture rentals but don't know how to balance a checkbook, you are spunt.

by Wotdadeal August 15, 2011

Spontanious Animal Combustion

Phenomenon in which any animal caught defacating on my lawn bursts into flames, and it wasn't my fault.

Bob: "Howdy neighbor! By any chance, have you seen my sweet little Sparky? He's been missing for two days now."

Jeffy: "Uhhh....uhhhhh....I didn't do it."

Bob: "What?"

Jeffy: "You're not gonna believe this: I was mowing my lawn the other day and...I smelled something...burning. I looked over to see poor Sparky engulfed in a ball of fire, yelping for help......but by the time I reached him he was utterly consumed and only his ashes remained. That's what happened to Sparky. I'm not lying, it was Spontanious Animal Combustion Bob."

Bob: ".............*gurgles*"

by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007

Splunt

A blunt with some tobacco in it, like a spliff. Spliff + Blunt = Splunt

People smoke splunts.

by blaoface April 2, 2007

spoontang

(noun) A combination of the words 'spoon' and 'poontang'. 'Spoon' representing a sexual position where one partner is held in parallel (also referred to as '66' or '99'), and 'Poontang' meaning the vagina, and more generally, intercourse. Usage is rare, following the same rules as 'poontang', and simply specifies a certain position to be used.

"Going home to get some spoontang from the old lady."

NOTE:
"On Sunday mornings, I like to spoon with my girl"

compared to,

"On Sunday mornings, I like to get some spoontang."

by Drooch June 1, 2006

spunt

An algamation of the words 'Spastic' and 'Cunt'. Invented by Matt in Lopburi as to not offend Belle or Paolo (Who is ghey).

Matt: "I think I might shag your bird tonight pal."

Luke: "Fucking no you wont you little nong spunt."

by Da_dappa October 8, 2006

spontaneous retaliation

when you get back at someone for petty annoyances.

huhh, wtf how did my coat go from being on your bed, to that dusty, dirty, hairy spot over in that corner. It's time to get revenge for your arrogance

by 65654 December 8, 2004