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Sports Dad

A commonly seen dad that is obsessed with their child's athletic ability. These dads can become highly aggressive when their child does something wrong in a sport such as, "pitching the ball an inch too far
to the right." These dads are obviously living their life through their sons, just because THEY didn't make it to the pros.
It is very easy to spot these dads at any sport activity. He is the one that is yelling the loudest and saying phrases such as, "Bo', Ima' whoop ur ass when we get home!" Another way to pick these dads out is if their son is the star quarterback, the best pitcher and batter, the point guard, and has sudden bruises on them that you didn't see the day before.
Chad: "Dude, look at Kyle's leg." "He's got a bruise the size of Montana."

Ben: "Isn't he supposed to go to USC on a full scholarship?"

Mike: "Yeah, he's really good at baseball too"

(Everyone with rolling eyes): "Sports Dad"
by Michael Sollabec January 25, 2006
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hard sports

Like water sports...but with shit.
I played hard sports with this chick last night, and now I can't get my bedroom clean.
by Birksy83 May 19, 2008
mugGet the hard sportsmug.

good sport

A person who plays fair, excepts both victory and defeat, and remains amiable
Come on, be a good sport and give someone else a chance to win.
by Light Joker September 30, 2005
mugGet the good sportmug.

Sports Hernia

Also known as "athletic pubalgia", a sports hernia occurs when there is a weakening of the muscles or tendons of the lower abdominal wall. It is not a true, or "inguinal hernia" as there is no bulge or protrusion through the inguinal canal.

Diagnosis is often very difficult, and many doctors will initial diagnose the patient with a pulled muscle or sprain. Ultra sound and MRI are most effective to detect a tear, although sometimes it still goes undetected.

The only effective method of treatment is surgery, though unfortunately after years of countless operations, it is considered "experimental" by many insurance companies.
If someones had a sports hernia that means that they were going "balls to the wall" and are super hardcore!
by Dzak Ijcs August 14, 2009
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niche sport

Something only enjoyed by a select demographic like UFC or Nascar.
MMA is a niche sport; I love to watch Anderson Silva knock people out, but my girlfriend says she can't stand the violence.
by jon323232 November 3, 2013
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sport hump

A harmless heterosexual act of playful dominance.
Hey guys, lets sport hump my uncle.
by Very smart guy July 21, 2003
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ea sports

Evil company that doesn't give a shit about their customers. They make shitty titles and call it a game. Same game every year with a few tweaks and there. EA is a sad excuse for a company and should be destroyed at all cost.
by Sado Kun September 6, 2007
mugGet the ea sportsmug.

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