INTENSE SNIFF

This is used as a sign when showing someone respect on ROBLOX.

Player1: *does his stuff*
Player2: sup. *INTENSE SNIFF* , sniff back for respecc.

by sd8322 May 31, 2021

saddle sniffer

A person (most likely a man) who gets sexual gratification from sniffing bicycle saddles. They sniff the material and imagine a woman sitting on it only moments before and hope they can smell some vaginal juices.
(Yes, there are people out there who do this...)

Gary sniffed the bicycle seat, taking in the coolness and feel of the leather. This was all he could smell, but he knew the lovely Laura had been riding it all morning, and for a second, he thought he could detect the slightest arouma of fresh twat... then he realised he had only imagined it... the sick fucking saddle sniffer.

by Um Yeah Whatever June 8, 2007

Siffy

The new name for TV's SciFi Channel.

Dude, did you catch the rerun of Battlestar on Siffy last night?

by mhl2 July 18, 2009

Penis Sniffer

A person who sniffs the penis of his/her significant other for fidelity verification.

**This is a "red flag" for lack of trust in a relationshp.

1. Maria tired of always asking Joe where he'd been every time he came home late. She became a "penis sniffer" to confirm her suspicions that Joe was cheating on her. (She also suspected that it Veronica from the accounting department, but first thing first.)

by nycapbarista February 28, 2009

Smiffkins Bridge

The area between a mans' nut sack and his arse hole, aka the perineum.

I sat on a drawing pin yesterday, got me right in the smiffkins bridge, hurt like a mutha fucka let me tell ya.

by Bobanog June 19, 2008

Sniff Cricket

A game to be played by lads on a night out where they attempt to sniff parts of the female anatomy without being rumbled.

1 run is awarded for sniffing a girls hair.
2 runs are awarded for sniffing a girls ass.
4 runs are awarded for chewing a girls hair.
6 runs are awarded for touching a girls asscrack with your nose and sniffing.

You are declared out if you get rumbled e.g slapped in the face.

LAD with the most runs at the end of the night wins the sniff cricket trophy.

Benedict: (entering nightclub/bar) Right lads lets start a game of sniff cricket.

Warren: Woaaa did you see Geoffrey go straight for the six.

Geoffrey: I'll be back in a minute boys I need to be sick that ass stank!

by McFisterson December 3, 2011

poon sniffer

When a man or a lesbian women sticks there nostrils into a womans vaginal region

(in a southern accent) Man,that fat dike is such a poon sniffer

by wyatt &bobby July 12, 2007