Snarf

An unfortunate consequence of inhaling too hard whilst administering fellatio, resulting in the imbibing of both phallus and testes. Often to painful results, i.e. screaming.
This ho was givin' me a blow job, and she sucked so hard she 'effin snarfed me! So I snuffed her in the face!
by OhGodHelpIveBeenSnarfed December 9, 2008
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Snarf bag

As a verb, it is the action of farting into a bag, quickly closing it, then suddenly projecting the air into someone's face.

As a noun, it is the bag which contains said fart.
"Dude, leave me alone or I'll snarf bag you."

"I thought it was my lunch, but it turned out Bill had made it into a snarf bag."
by Anditron March 3, 2009
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Elephant snarfing

Elephant snarfing is a type of ass play where one person puts peanuts in the other persons ass.
Also known as “feed the circus elephant”.
An elephant snarf has a fetish for having food products esp. peanuts shoved up their ass.
“I used to like ass fisting or gloving, but now I am a convert to elephant snarfing”.
“Pass the peanuts! Yum”
by Nerdboy1982! August 6, 2019
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Snarf biter

The act of farting in a bathtub then biting the bubbles.
When you bite the bubbles in the tub, you’re a true snarf biter.
by Swamp rat April 3, 2021
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snarfing dubes

Smoking cannabis. Originates from the Netflix original TV series "Disjointed".
Tae Kwan Doug: I can't have the degenerates outside of my dojo snarfing dubes
by Semore Dixin-butts February 20, 2018
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fyarkin snarf

a phrase usually uttered in frustration, synonymous with "fucking shit".
"What the hell is up with all this fyarkin snarf?!"
by Bob Gonzalez February 16, 2008
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Snarf Gobbler

Snarf Gobbler is when a person spits up food when they laugh or has it come out of the nose and then eats it afterward.
Floyd: Dude, what the hell are you doing with your snarf?!

Cameron: Hey, it can't escape me that easily. There are starving kids all around the world.

Floyd: Ech! You're such a snarf gobbler!
by Ziongeddon April 19, 2010
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