Snarf her Garf

This term is mainly used by art school lesbians. After several dates, they may want to engage in consensual sexual activities such as oral stimulation. These urges activate the phrase, "snarf her Garf". The name "Garf" being short for our lord and savior, Garfield. (Garfield = Cat = Pussy = Vagina)

-"Woah she's so fucking hot I'd die if I ever had the privilege to snarf her Garf."
-"Yo, how'd that date with Jennifer go?" "So great dude I totally snarfed that Garf!"
-"Hey Natalie, we've been on a couple dates now... I think I'm ready to have my Garf snarfed."

by alligatorade November 22, 2019

Snarse

When you have a snake up your arse

I have a cobra in my snarse

by DraculeDi January 15, 2022

Arf Snarf

Someone who farts in the bathtub and snaps at the bubbles.

I knew she was an arf snarf when I heard her trying to catch the bubbles.

by Lithodora September 24, 2005

Jumped the snark

The moment in which a snide remark, i.e. snark, makes little sense and/or is done just for the purpose of getting attention.

I used enjoy reading hotdogsladies' twitter feed, but lately I think he has jumped the snark.

by guidedbyvoip February 25, 2009

Snarlin

The term is a generic term used to describe the look on a man's face when performing oral sex on a woman. Term originates in the lte 1980s from the Grease Man radio show.

A- You give your girl a special to make up to her?
B- Oh yeah! I gave her a snarlin of epic proportions.

by EL_Coyote April 6, 2010

SNART

TO SNEEZE AND FART at the same time,

V. Snarting

OMG my allergys are acting up so bad I keep SNARTING.

by Jaxs July 26, 2004

snarky

Critical in a curmudgeonly sort of way.

The adjective snarky is first recorded in 1906. It is from dialectal British snark, meaning 'to nag, find fault with', which is probably the same word as snark, snork, meaning 'to snort, snore'. (The likely connection is the derisive snorting sound of someone who is always finding fault.) Most dictionaries label snarky as "Chiefly British Slang." But for the last five or more years, it has become increasingly common in American publications, maybe ones infiltrated by British or Canadian writers and journalists.

Anthony Lane is the current champ of the snarky film review.

by William Harold June 13, 2005