The Border Smuggler

A sexual position in which ALL available holes on the body are filled with some manner of sexual item, toy, or body part. This includes the asshole, the urethra, the ears, the nostrils, the mouth, and the vagina if present.

I've always fantasized about doing The Border Smuggler one night.

by Macmanffp March 19, 2017

dirt smuggler

n.

Someone who illegally smuggles poo from another country.

"Check his bags. I've got the feeling he may be a dirt smuggler."

by chamaeleon March 13, 2004

nut smuggler

Slang reference for rodents such as squirrels and chipmunks.

"That damn nut smuggler keeps digging up my flower beds looking for his food!"

by Ridd February 18, 2009

Mexican Smuggler

An extreme version of the Shocker or Mini-Van. Consists of inserting five fingers in the vagina and five fingers in the anus simultaneously during sexual activity.

Friend 1: "Hey Dude were you able to get her to do anal last night?"

Friend 2: "No, even better when I was hitting it from the back I pulled out and snuck in a Mexican Smuggler...She never saw it coming..."

by JIMDIESEL June 23, 2011

smugglers nutch

Dry encrusted seman found in the resevoir tip of a used condom

Dave was flabbergasted at how tart the taste of a fellow frat brothers smugglers nutch could truly be.

by Dave B. December 8, 2003

Turd Smuggler

A homosexual act defined by one male "smuggling" the fecal matter in another male's anus with his penis.

Will and I smuggled each other's turds all night before we realized we had missed our Bette Midler concert.

by Sebastian December 6, 2003

ivory smuggler

a woman bitch cunt ho given to excessive dildo use to the extent her cunt twat snatch has become some cavernous she could smuggle such an item through Customs

her right arm looks so strong she's either a tennis player or an ivory smuggler

by Sheepshagger November 19, 2006