A socially awkward Oklahoma cat that loves to bang his neighbors cattle and masturbate at numerous Taco Bueno establishments.
by Koknballz December 30, 2020
Smiley is good at gorilla tag
by Not Smiley April 16, 2022
Smiley is a known highrisker that ghosts everyone with his corn cob tooth. He is known to have sexual relationships with a man known as MR RANGER430. He's the strongest man alive and greatest fighter, he has fought mike tyson and knocked him out in his prime. He's around 90 years old and smokes cigarettes while typing on discord with his girlfriend. Smiley is apart of the congo tribe and his arch enemy is a hillbilly chink known as kaboosa. It was caught on CCTV camera when smiley was at the gay club kaboosa had knocked his corn cob teeth out of his mouth and smiley was trying to pick them up then kaboosa slapped the wig off of smileys head.
Smiley and mr rangers wedding is in 2 weeks.
Smiley has 2 years left to live.
Smiley is the strongest man alive.
Smiley has 2 years left to live.
Smiley is the strongest man alive.
by Timmothy O Sandel May 11, 2019
by Shield puncher November 18, 2017
an amazing person who is always having random mood swings. Very kind and caring. They always put others first. BIGGEST SIMP EVER.
damn she do be a smiley tho!
damn she do be a smiley tho!
by Anonymousldh November 24, 2021
When someone walks up to you pretending to be a friend and knees you in the groin as hard as they can.
"Can you believe Alison? She gave me the worst smiley today. I'm still walking funny."
"Don't be silly. That was just a little love tap."
"Don't be silly. That was just a little love tap."
by Mortechant June 26, 2015