slipknot

SLIPKNOT!! Jesus H Christ, how can you listen to that bullcack? It doesn't consist of musical talent, it consists of about ten silly buggers in not-very-realistic Hallowe'en masks jumping up and down and screaming incoherently into a microphone, while beating the shit out of a drumkit! What's the point? If I wanted to hear that kind of shit, I'd go and listen to a badly fucked tractor dragging a dying horse out of a cesspit (cheers NME.) It's relentless! "DUN dun DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN EVERYBODY SCREEEAM! DUN dun DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN..." it never ends! That's not "goth" music, that's not even music, I wouldn't let my brother wipe his arse with one of their records. And that's saying something, believe me. Slipknot is one of the biggest piles of sloppy dog-wank I've ever heard of.

Slipknot... what a load of fakers!

by Queen Geek July 29, 2004

slipknot

A shitty band who can all die a horrible explosive death for all anyone cares.

Slipknot blows major ass.

by Spartacus May 05, 2004

slipknot

gay ass band

refered to as "hard" by some

but still gay as all hell

slipknot fucking sucks and is not hard.

by chonez is lame May 13, 2004

slipknot

a band listened to by 12-14 year olds who wouldn't know good music if it bit them in the ass.

play songs consisting of guitars with the gain and distortion cranked all the way up while playing power chords during 99% of the "songs".

a stupid talentless band who should be shot.

slipknot is pure garbage

by Codeman November 19, 2003

slipknot

Slipknot is a ridiculously pathetic metal band from Iowa. There's a crapload of people in it, and they all suck, with the exception of James Root who's a decent guitarist. 90% of the people that listen to slipknot are posers. The end.

Hey, look at me! My hair's 2 feet long, and I've got a Slipknot t-shirt! That makes me hardcore.

by Skeletine June 07, 2007

slipknot

When the partner recieving anal penetraition locks up and will not let go.

Jimmy let go with a slipknot and Bruce could not get free for a half an hour.

by Anonymous December 04, 2002

slipknot

a band with 9 members making loud noises and callin it metal.
and it doesnt suck, nope!
you're just gonna like it if you're pretty new to metal and dont know shit about playin an electric guitar or even an instrument

1 : hey i just bought the new slipknot cd!

2 : oh cool! , so when's your 13th birthday party again?

by esi88 January 07, 2010