shrunkment

The process of shrinking a triangle

Triangle A is a shrunkment of triangle B

by Polo Flo September 18, 2023

shrunkment

The process of shrinking a triangle

Triangle A is a shrunkment of triangle B

by Polo Flo September 18, 2023

Shmunkus

Typically a fusion between a Chipmunk and a squirrel, sometimes some added raccoon or monkey.

That Shmunkus is massive!

by DawnMoment September 28, 2023

Shlunk

The sound a clock makes when it is neither a clicker or a clunker.

"What's that shlunking sound?"

"Shlunk..shlunk..shlunk..."

by Borgvarg October 3, 2023

shaunking

The act of pretending to be involved with successful humanitarian causes in order to grift money from gullible leftists while pretending to be Black

That white guy didn’t help free the people kidnapped by Hamas; he’s totally shaunking about it on Twitter because he’s broke again.

by shaunkingisagrifter October 21, 2023

Shlunker

Someone who enjoys licking fungus off of an old Vietnamese man's foot

that guy always has bad cuts on his lips because he's a shlunker

by Idontplaysiege January 13, 2024

Shlunked

Derived from the phrase "ya shit the bed, and fucked up."

Shlunk - verb (to shlunk) to make a mistake in one of the worst ways possible. Accidentally arriving at the worst possible outcome due to sheer ineptitude in all choices made in a given situation.

Shlunked - verb (past tense) most common usage

Shlunk - noun - an individual who displays constant ineptitude in every situation, seeming to always arrive at an awful outcome. They are normally spiteful and blame others or society for their poor choices. They are difficult and often impossible to reason with.

"You gotta bail me out man, how was I supposed to know I couldn't outrun the cop car?!"

"No way bro, ya Shlunked"

"C'mon man, you gotta get me out, I promise I'll pay you back bro!"

"I know you won't pay me back, you're a shlunk!"

by HagglyHammy January 20, 2024