Shroom

Made by a delinquent named Neon

Shroom is a fantasy creature called “Shromo” but can also be referred to as a Sqeem. This 2 foot little bitch can get away with many murders. He started off as a Knight that guarded kingdoms that were in peril. Yeah he got kidnapped. I don’t know where the fuck he is anymore. Hey I guess he’s a basement drug now.

Shroom is a pissy, aggressive, and ignorant motherfucker.

Note: Shroom is NOT a real person.

Shroom. He’s a drug you idiot.

No he’s not

by NeonUtah April 26, 2021

shroomed

when you bust a really big one

"Bro I shroomed all over the floor."

by neo_nuke420 March 13, 2024

shroom

used to refer to a mushroom people used to get high on in the 70s

Person 1: "you got any shroom on you??"
Person 2: "for 20$ i do"
Person 1: "anything for the shroom...."

by toukakirishima11778 January 29, 2022

Shroom

Non-binary friend who is most likely to be in to witch stuff
They lives mushrooms and therefore named themselve after one
They probably are fun to be around and move forests and nature

“This is my friend shroom”
“Hi!”
*eats shrooms*

by Bugg1 May 4, 2021

rumple shroom skin

Some one who is vertically chanllenged, very short, or petite

That girl is a rumple shroom skin cuz she's so damn short

by kaptin kirk July 7, 2009

shroom sex

The act of shoving shrooms up a man's asshole and eating them from it

"We totally had shroom sex last night"

by whiteboard forehead March 4, 2023

Stupid shroom

Just like any other shroom, but the side effects never kick in. often used when yelling at the mushroom.

bill: "Did you find any shrooms last night, dude?"
Smokey: "yeah man, but it was a stupid shroom."
Bill: "WTF?"
Smokey: "defective shroom, DUH"

by monkeys come with Iron December 16, 2008