Shrek

An massive ogre who will rip your ass to shreds. His foreskin has many layers to keep your ass cheeks tight.

Shrek is love shrek is life

by Boomerangboi December 3, 2019

shrek

a magical dude that beats you if you go in his swamp.

donkey: im gonna go in that swamp
shrek: gimme dat ass

by jnkfnvinu May 7, 2020

Shrek

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Loser 1:"Have you seen Shrek 5 yet?"

Loser 2:"You mean have I seen the reincarnation of god yet?"

by Sbub March 20, 2020

Shrek

An ogre of whom was the main character of "Shrek". Commonly referred as a savior.

Hail Shrek!

by Veridicule December 26, 2018

Shrek

The god of the shrekian religion also the giant lime of swamps

I belong to Shrek! HE IS MY LORD AND SAVIOUR. HAIL THE MIGHTLY LIME

by Jazzycat4005 October 22, 2018

Shrek

The most beautiful man you will ever meet. He will be nice, funny, strong, caring, and many others that are everything you will ever want in a man!

That new kid is a real Shrek!

by *Spits out tea* December 2, 2019

Shrek

A demigod to the geniuses who have joined the cult called The Union. Shrek is the messenger for our Lord and savior Cthulhu. Shrek is also a green ogre. He will also murder you for not bowing down to him or Cthulhu.

Person 1: Who is Shrek?
Person 2: Shrek is the amazing messenger for our Lord Cthulhu! He is a demigod and he is a green ogre!
Person 1: Wow!

by A_guy_named_Tom April 15, 2020