A shock bag like a shocker, but for men: First two fingers in the ass, and a pinky flick to the ball bag.
Kalvin: Why is Greg crying?
Natdog: He got a shock bag!
Kalvin: Shock bag?
Natdog: Two in the stink and a pinky flick to the ball bag.
Natdog: He got a shock bag!
Kalvin: Shock bag?
Natdog: Two in the stink and a pinky flick to the ball bag.
by danns April 14, 2015
Get the shock bagmug. The complete numbness and paralysis caused upon sudden realisation that you still have your speaker volume turned up loudly.
This realisation usually comes when the following occurs:
a) The windows shutdown theme plays
b) You roll over a movie trailer advert
c) You decide to watch some porn
When Speaker Shock is engaged, the victim feels the need to blindly press ANYTHING, be it connected to the computer or not, in order to get it to stop.
This realisation usually comes when the following occurs:
a) The windows shutdown theme plays
b) You roll over a movie trailer advert
c) You decide to watch some porn
When Speaker Shock is engaged, the victim feels the need to blindly press ANYTHING, be it connected to the computer or not, in order to get it to stop.
Oh man, I got total Speaker Shock after playing Team Fortress last night, when I decided to toss the salad. My mom was in the next room!
by stereo_world February 11, 2009
Get the Speaker Shockmug. When an average looking guy or girl dumps a hottie, they go into a state of denial and disbelief, aka, hot-shock.
A hot young girl dating and living with an older man gets dumped. She ignores it and continues to live there thinking he will just change his mind. She doesn't understand how someone would want to break up with such a hottie. Total hot-shock.
by Amanda1230 August 14, 2009
Get the hot-shockmug. Physical condition one experiences after attending a rock show or concert, or participating in any event that includes moshing. Symptoms may include bruising on various areas of the body, ringing of the ears, hangover, fatigue, aching feet and headache.
Dude, I was so show-shocked after Godsmack last night. All I could do was sit on the sofa, eat Doritos and watch football.
by Spydoggie November 7, 2008
Get the show-shockedmug. When your eating a girl from behind and you slide your tongue through her taint are and around her butthole giving her a surprise otherwise known as the shock of life
by Moose51 July 7, 2021
Get the Shock of lifemug. Hey Jacob?
Yea?
Guess what i did last night?
What?
I just toe shocked the fuck out of my girlfriend last night
hell yea!!
Yea?
Guess what i did last night?
What?
I just toe shocked the fuck out of my girlfriend last night
hell yea!!
by toeshockman January 16, 2011
Get the toe shockedmug. The moment when a soloist first plays a piece with a full orchestra and has his/her mind blown by the incredible sound. Usually accompanying symptoms include soiling of pants in response to said sound.
Guy 1: Hey what's wrong with Bill?
Guy 2: He just finished playing a piano concerto with an orchestra and he's still recovering from orchestra shock.
Guy 2: He just finished playing a piano concerto with an orchestra and he's still recovering from orchestra shock.
by ~AContributor~ December 4, 2011
Get the Orchestra shockmug.