MANDATORY SHITEATER "I"

FORMER BROWN UNIVERSITY JOURNALIST and JOURNALIST later employed by BIOTECH COMPANY SANOFI GENZYME in PUBLIC RELATIONS went to the NINTH FLOOR NORTHEASTERN UNIVERSITY WEST ROXBURY MASSACHUSETTS parking ramp pushed ALISON her baby daughter 2 years young and ANDREW 4 years young and ERIN "ENLOCK" PASCAL.512 see R.U.L.E.S. use sparingly ALAN ISRAEL WALDMAN.512 , well as "I" was saying jumped to her DEATH nit ALAN he did not listen to SRPTEMBER 29, 2017 IMAGINE DRAGONS order at concert and this was CHRISTMAS EVE DECEMBER 2019 and after NEW YORK CITY wad decimated by COVID CORONA.365. as the rest is NOT HISTORY. NOW WHY WOULD A FIRST COUSIN GAYE of sonw high level MILITARY COVER THAT UP.

It is basically how "I" FELL IN LOVE WITH BEING GAYE.

The attempt to cover up a SANOFI GENZYME of LABOR ABUSE by SANOFI GENZYME , SHELTERS, HOSPITALS , POLICE , POLITICIANS, AND CHURCHES of a supposed MURDER SUICIDE as could thst be LUBRICANT LUCRATIVE spread order by PR SANOFI GENZYME ERIN of COVID CORONA IN NEW YORK CITY for them all you KATS.

Here is the thing one call to my FIRST COUSIN does it all as you know what the I. stands for in your name ALAN I WALDMAN as ALAN it is in quotation MARKS.FRANE-IMPACT as it is ALAN "I" WALDMAN as really emphasize the MANDATORY SHITEATER "I" is a PEDOPHILE SHITEATING FAGGOT J00 in that order.

Look GAYE my first cousin now GAYE POWERS ar 79 as the leading ASSHOLE is ahead of this ASSH0LE who had FIRST COUSIN BOB ISRAEL teach MANDATORY SHITEATER "I" SEVENTH GRADE CIVICS CLASS and said yes ALAN I WALDMAN your "I" is the HEBREW AT BETH EL synagogue name RABBI FEIBURGER gave you as "I" really enjoyed COUSIN BOB'S innovative teach8ng of CIVICS POLITICAL GOVERNMENT at BENJAMIN FRANKLIN JUNIOR HIGH in LEVITTOWN PA, 18057.

by MAJOR OCCURRENCE January 2, 2023

Schrödingers Shitstain

The puzzling ruination of a public toilet by a shitter before you. As the offender could have been ANYone before the discoverer, hence, Schrödingers Shitstain.

"Don't use that fourth stall, bro -- Schrödingers Shitstain alert! And no, in the immortal words of Shaggy -- it wasn't me"

"If I find a Schrödingers Shitstain again after the barbeque this weekend, I'm gonna lose it."

by Kat'O9 July 19, 2025

Sebby Shitstain

Sebby Shitstain is a bum who gives you backshots and rapes you and farts on ur head while giving you head

Sebby Shitstain over here just shat a load while i blew my load

by SuckMyBigBlackWilly November 25, 2025

the great shitscape

The act of walking into a restroom only to have to spin around and leave immediately due to the stench left behind by the last person.

Avoid the bathroom on 4. I just had to pull the great shitscape from that one.

by Justedgemedammit September 9, 2015

MANDATORY ELABORATE SHITEATER

For the NEVER ENDING EGO OF ANAL ALAN.

See ELABORATE SHITEATER

ASSH0LE how can you have this EGO when you have to be a MANDATORY ELABORATE SHITEATER for being especially THE POINT MAN 666FAG at MANDALAY BAY in PARADISE,, NEVADA on OCTOBER 1, 2017 with STEPHEN CRAIG PADDOCK the TRIGGER MAN where you both met as his handle was PADD0CK on SQUIRT and your HANDLES SHIT and ASSH0LE on this THE H0M0SEXUAL WEBSITE OUT OF T0R0NT0 CANADA as you were never T0RN but I GOT BUDDAH FUCKED!!!!

You really don't have a choice as it is MANDATORY ELABORATE SHITEATER as keep it up RIGHT NOW as yes my ASSH0LE M0UTH IS L0ADED and I am chewing THE SHIT quite a BIT and not SWALLOWING right away AND IT IS PAINFUL!!!!!

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 13, 2022

Politically correct shitstain

A mark of shit which happens to be politically correct. In other words, means nothing.

-Why do you have a politically correct shitstain on your pants?
+Because it means nothing, and that's all that matters.

by adamolanadam June 21, 2022

The backends of a shitstain

Moycullen

Eric: ‘hey you ever been to moycullen?’
Stevie boy: ‘you mean the back ends of a shitstain? Nah, that place is the backends of a shitstain!’

by Defy dude April 24, 2024