shardon

An erection one obtains upon learning that an acquaintance has shit in their pants.

Fred Durst: There's one more thing. I get shardons. I get really aroused thinking about boys kind of accidentaly you know.. shitting when they fart.

Dr. Drew: Ok, that's IT. I don't want to help OR know you anymore, Mr. Durst. Get the fuck out of my office! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!!!

by dadafari October 18, 2009

Sherdoggers

The chunks of aged dirty sweat collected overtime which form a half solid, half liquid cottage cheese type substance. Sherdoggers can usually be found attached to the hair follicles between the anus and the scrotum, also known as the taint. Sherdoggers usually find comfort in this area because it's warm and close to the cock the so often crave. They are often confused with dingle-berry’s but are lighter in color with a more distinct and pungent odor. If left un-treated Sherdoggers can spread to the UG (Underground) in attempts to dumb down its members and tarnish its reputation with their lack of knowledge and endless supply of keyboard warrior posts. When encountering Sherdoggers please remember to VTFD and advise them to GTFO!

Awe shit! I just wiped my ass and noticed sherdoggers on the TP. Now I have to go shave my taint before my next post.

by Dr. Bansherdoggerz August 4, 2010

Shardigan

A Shardigan is a Cardigan that has a fake shirt beneath it - Very similar to a Shumper.

"Phil ? Is that a new Shirt and Cardigan you got there ?"

"Nope, it's a new Shardigan !!"

by Phil Longman March 28, 2008

shardul

Witty, intelligent person whose major problem in life is that he procrastinates too much.

Richie : ffs, I had made such a great plan for my project. But I kept stalling, and now it's submission day, and I have nothing to show.
Sam : that's sad, it seems you were too much of a shardul.

by StarkGaryen October 20, 2020

Shead

I big family with many cousin, very sexy beasts, and has there own cookbook with family recipes.

The Shead family is amazing

by laurenluvsgym August 5, 2008

Shard

The end result of a wet fart where one will find residual turd-lets in their underwear. If not cleaned promptly, the likely outcome of a shard and impact to the underwear is called a skid-mark.

After that mean bean burrito from Filliberto's, I ripped a huge fart and when I finally got to the bathroom, low and behold I found a raisin sized shard nestled in my underwear and another one smashed in my ass hairs.

by cballznhoney April 12, 2012

serd

To humiliate someone in a grand fashion. See served

You suckas are just mad, 'cause you just got serd.

by Serway Faughn June 11, 2005