Shaq Money

When a married athlete pays his side women money to keep quiet about the affair.

She's livin large on all that Shaq Money.


Kobe should have paid that bitch the Shaq Money so he wouldn't have went to court.

by wallywest517 July 31, 2008

Kobe and “Shaq”qin

When one man pees standing up and another person sits on the toilet and shits. Hence Kobe “shoots” his pee and Shaq “dunks” his poop.

Man me and my bro got freaky last night, we were Kobe and “Shaq”qin in the bathroom.

by Chris.bobbie May 27, 2024

Celtics Shaq

When someone calls you a bitch lasagna in 2020s onward

Jave: You're a bitch lasagna
Me: Celtics Shaq moment

by Valkyrae Pantyhose Pics January 19, 2024

Love Shaq

A song by B-52s about how much they fuking love Shaquille Oneal

Person 1: yo this song slaps
Person 2: yeah, is that love Shaq?
Person 3: yo they must really love Shaq
Person 2: who doesn't?
Person 3: I'm getting bricked up just thinking about him!
Shaq: There's plenty of me to go around guys!

by Abraham H. Parnassus June 01, 2022

Shaq off

Similar to a jack off, but a shaq off. This one goes out to my boy Shaquon.

Guy 1: Duuude, I'm so bored right now.
Guy 2: You know what can fix that?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: A shaq off!

by JlNX November 25, 2023

Big Shaq Boom

When you watch your grandparents trying out the doggy style at the same time as you blast your cum over your little sister and you here a BOOM.

Alex was on his way home and he was looking forward to the Big Shaq Boom

by Juan Antwan December 12, 2019

Waste man shaq

That one friend we all have that has a weirdly closure bond with his father and calls him waste man shaq and gets messagoesjnfrok him in the middle of school and his dad calls him mate.

Yo waste man shaq u gud G?

by YungMoYeezy September 03, 2019