by dickie boy January 21, 2005
Get the vaginal secretionmug. Alex Harris spends his time looking on youtube for secret snacks, but he can never do them on Call of Duty 4 when hes playing
by Jesse Furukawa March 21, 2009
Get the Secret Snacksmug. When you date a girl, but you are ashamed to tell your friends about her because she is fat or ugly or something.
ME: "Hey, I really like you, will you date me?"
HER: "Of course!"
ME: "Great, but hey, uhm, could you be my Secret Girlfriend?
HER: Secret Girlfriend?
ME: At least til you lose some weight."
HER: "Of course!"
ME: "Great, but hey, uhm, could you be my Secret Girlfriend?
HER: Secret Girlfriend?
ME: At least til you lose some weight."
by Erik with a KKKKKKK September 19, 2009
Get the Secret Girlfriendmug. by Dropdeadgogo May 4, 2010
Get the Victoria's Secretmug. When someone extremely small and scrawny has an enormous penis, or generally when someone has a much larger penis than expected.
Aaron never had much luck with the ladies. He was short (only about 5"3) and very skinny. One day the girls at his university dorm caught a glimpse of his secret pork. He got an STD within a week.
by GodManBeast November 25, 2011
Get the Secret porkmug. When you go to a more anonymous or out of the way bathroom rather than the one you usually frequent solely to take a dump (grumpy) with more impunity due to intensity, privacy or psychological reasons.
"Hey, I was down on the 15th floor and I caught Jeff coming out of the bathroom, he must have had some bad food for lunch or childhood issues for him to take a secret grumpy."
by Senor Grumpy August 31, 2011
Get the secret grumpymug. A group of close friends that contains 6 of them! They're a fabulous and good looking group of friends. They have been through many problems, but sticked together forever.
by Paul1234 May 10, 2014
Get the Secret Sixmug.