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Hungarian Scuba Tank

The act of receiving a rimjob, then releasing a fart into thy partners mouth and inhaling it back while kissing.
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scuba-diving

Where you use a straw or swizzle-stick to probe down into da big “scuba”* ice cream in yer cone to determine if da diner’s soda-jerk remembered to include yer prize at da bottom, or to check and see if there is indeed a delightful sticky-creamy chocolate-fudge center.
*Apologies to Abbot & Costello for swipin’ their joke here. :P
Redneck psychologist: I’ve found that one of the best --- and least painful/intrusive --- ways to determine if a client has obsessive-compulsive tendencies is to take him out for ice cream at a fast-food joint that offers a fun little prize down inside the cone, and then I simply observe whether my client performs a “scuba-diving” action before he finishes the ice cream.
by QuacksO September 15, 2018
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Scuba dive the Titanic

A creative way of telling someone to kill themselves!

If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.
Person 1: *Does something annoying or stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!
by LordJenal July 2, 2023
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SCUBA Queer

Someone who becomes confused around SCUBA gear
Donnie bout' lost his britches when he done seen that SCUBA set. I think he's SCUBA queer.
by SCUBA Sammy March 10, 2022
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scuba deuch

Your a scuba deuche
by Monsta monna September 13, 2017
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Fairbanks scuba tank

The fairbanks scuba tank is where you fart into a vagina and then go into said vagina and hold your breath.
Hey dylan me and scarlett did the fairbanks scuba tank.
by African-Jew February 24, 2021
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scuba sharks

the bestest underwater pals you could have :).
the scuba sharks belonged to Forrest and would die with them in a heartbeat.
by fonfoo June 2, 2018
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