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turd scrambler

Turd Scrambler: One who scrambles the turds inside another's anus with either their penis, tongue, finger or any size appropriate foreign object. Generally, an affectionate term; though it can also be used in a derogatory fashion.
Example A) - "That girl who tossed my salad last night had the tongue of an angel. She was the greatest turd scrambler I've ever come in contact with."

Example B) - "That guy's a real turd scrambler, he wouldn't give me my money back, even though he sold me a bum dildo."
by Milford J Ramos December 18, 2013
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Clam Scrambler

The unwashed hands of a female who has recently "rubbed one out" A.K.A. masturbated.
No matter how clean the bathroom is you never know whose nasty unwashed clam scrambler just touched the door knob.
by Stankle Toof May 2, 2019
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Harry scribbles

Luis: Did you see Harry scribbles new video?
Emily: Yeah, hes kinda a simp tho
by Flameworthy October 31, 2020
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harry scribbles

I love watching Harry scribbles!” - Xx_DreamStan69_xX
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Child scrambler

A child scrambler is an entity that come from the depths of hell in order to claim your loving child in order to milk them shortly before turning them into a woodern chair. this is how the child scrambler takes form. it will become the chair and then once your child sits on it it will be milked and then become a chair made of wood
"awww man! my child got milked by the child scrambler!"
by Child manh April 25, 2023
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off road scrambler

Similar to a Chinese fire drill but orgy-like. Everyone exits the vehicle to try new positions.
The gang frequently pulls over to do the off road scrambler.
by P-for-paranoia December 17, 2019
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scrambler

1) A guy whose sexual orientation is ambiguous.

2) A guy who gives off mixed signals; one who scrambles even the most sophisticated gaydar, leaving friends and acquaintances unsure of whether he's really gay or not.
Example 1: "Yeah, I still haven't figured out if Ryan Seacrest is gay or not. Either my gaydar's malfunctioning, or he's a scrambler."

Example 2: "I want to ask Conner out on a date, but I'm not even sure if he's straight. What a scrambler!"
by Free_JR November 28, 2009
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