screech my weasel

To take a exquisitely satisfying piss.

I got up after sleeping for 14 hours and immediately schreeched my weasel.

by fett alf June 15, 2004

Screech the Weasel

1) v. to masturbate, particularly used when referring to male masturbation.

2) v. to stimulate another's penis manually.

1) Did John come to school today?
-Nope, he decided to stay home
and screech the weasel to some
Czech transsexual porn.

2) She hit me in the face, so I
made her screech my weasel for
forgiveness.

Nota Bene : When used in the past tense, screech is not conjugated as "screeched," rather as "scroche," (pronounced "skROACH."
I heard Bob went over to Susan's.
Did they fool around?
-Nope, they just sat in separate
rooms all night and silently
scroche their respective weasels.
Ha, Bob gets no play.

by DasProfezzional May 4, 2005

booty scratcher

a gay person

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

Screech

a singin style mostly used in black metal.
like growl in death metal butt in higher tone and screeching tecunique.

Mayhem early vocal was a bit like screeching and a bit like growl, Emperor vocal is pure fucking good screeching even so i'ts even higher then Dark funeral reguler screeching

by blackpoom September 2, 2006

scratcher

Ones Bed after a particullary rigorus weekend of shagging.

I had to get outa the scratcher at 12.20 and change the sheets on monday there was so much hard stuff onthe sheets,, aughhh.

by xand May 2, 2003

Scratcher

Bed - derived from the actions of a dog, which scratches the ground before settling

"Steve won't get up, he's still in his scratcher . . "

by i2oo February 5, 2013

front scratcher

A female who is constantly scratching her crotch area, in front of others.

That front scratcher better go to the gyno soon, this is getting gross!!

by therivordreward May 19, 2005