A mobility scooter being ridden by a person of an obese nature, that looks like it's struggling to move.
by Moist Trucker November 21, 2022
Get the mobesity scootermug. (Verb)
1. When the clitoris is stimulated by rubbing against a partner’s gooch. 2. Hetero-tribbing. 3. To lose by a narrow margin in the last second.
alt. Gucci Scooter
1. When the clitoris is stimulated by rubbing against a partner’s gooch. 2. Hetero-tribbing. 3. To lose by a narrow margin in the last second.
alt. Gucci Scooter
(1)“Hey Janet are you going to make it to the OFFL Fantasy draft tonight?”
“Nah, I’ll probably stay in, open a bottle of wine, and Scooter the Gooch with hubby”
(2) “Man, I really Scootered the Gooch last game.”
“Nah, I’ll probably stay in, open a bottle of wine, and Scooter the Gooch with hubby”
(2) “Man, I really Scootered the Gooch last game.”
by Buckle My Shoe 3 4 November 26, 2020
Get the Scooter the Goochmug. A term used to describe the two hour period between 2:00 PM and 4:00 PM where little kids on scooters fill the entire skate park and snake everyone.
Skater 1: "Dude I keep getting cut off by 5 year old's on scooters! Whats going on?"
Skater 2: "Its a Scooter-Wave dude. They come out of nowhere."
Skater 2: "Its a Scooter-Wave dude. They come out of nowhere."
by Buce Or Fireapple9 April 14, 2016
Get the Scooter-Wavemug. Poop Scooter: a person whom is dropping a deuce whilst riding an electric scooter.
AKA: Dook scoot
1: "Heeeeey!"
2: Sup, guurl?"
1: "What you doin' later?"
2: "Poop scootin' to the liquor store. Need somethin'?"
AKA: Dook scoot
1: "Heeeeey!"
2: Sup, guurl?"
1: "What you doin' later?"
2: "Poop scootin' to the liquor store. Need somethin'?"
by Holden McKack July 25, 2021
Get the Poop Scootermug. by The_Art_Of_Pain October 11, 2015
Get the scooter chopmug. The name given to a person who takes a scooter to a skate park. In the same context that fruit booter and wood pusher are used to describe skaters and skateboarders, respectively, calling someone scooter curious suggests the possibility of that person having homosexual tendencies.
Steve: "Hey man why didn't you go to the game with us last night?"
Mark: "I was watching Twilight with a group of my friends."
Steve: "When the hell did you go scooter curious on us?"
Mark: "I was watching Twilight with a group of my friends."
Steve: "When the hell did you go scooter curious on us?"
by C404 February 16, 2010
Get the Scooter Curiousmug. A convince that most stores have, but is abused by fat lazy people’s whos ass cheeks hang off both sides of the chair.
I’m sorry elderly lady there are no more store scooters, big Bertha over there is using it to drag her ass around the store.
by Post rosaries March 1, 2019
Get the Store scootermug.