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Scooter the Gooch

(Verb)
1. When the clitoris is stimulated by rubbing against a partner’s gooch. 2. Hetero-tribbing. 3. To lose by a narrow margin in the last second.

alt. Gucci Scooter
(1)“Hey Janet are you going to make it to the OFFL Fantasy draft tonight?”
“Nah, I’ll probably stay in, open a bottle of wine, and Scooter the Gooch with hubby”
(2) “Man, I really Scootered the Gooch last game.”
by Buckle My Shoe 3 4 November 26, 2020
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Poop Scooter

A person whom is dropping a deuce whilst riding an electric scooter.
AKA: Dook scoot
Poop Scooter: a person whom is dropping a deuce whilst riding an electric scooter.
AKA: Dook scoot
1: "Heeeeey!"
2: Sup, guurl?"
1: "What you doin' later?"
2: "Poop scootin' to the liquor store. Need somethin'?"
by Holden McKack July 25, 2021
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Scooter Curious

The name given to a person who takes a scooter to a skate park. In the same context that fruit booter and wood pusher are used to describe skaters and skateboarders, respectively, calling someone scooter curious suggests the possibility of that person having homosexual tendencies.
Steve: "Hey man why didn't you go to the game with us last night?"
Mark: "I was watching Twilight with a group of my friends."
Steve: "When the hell did you go scooter curious on us?"
by C404 February 16, 2010
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Scooter head

Person 1:Yo he’s a fucking scooter head
Person 2: exactly
by Epikgamer08 April 15, 2021
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Pooper Scooter

Someone who "scoots" or nudges dog pop into the bushes instead of picking it up and disposing of it properly. Pooper scooters want people to think they are picking up after their dog when they really aren't.
Miles: Don't forget the pooper scooper!
McCord: it's cool I'll just kick it into some bushes or something.
Miles: Dude you're such a pooper scooter
by Andythemailman April 20, 2013
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Stupid Scooter

Term used for placing your nose in a persons anus when in the 69 position.
"She rode my face like a stupid scooter"
by Carty September 12, 2006
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scooter chop

When you stop your scooter and the body swings around your legs chopping it's way to victory
Fuck man!

What?!?

I just got scooter chopped

Your fucking stupid man.
by The_Art_Of_Pain October 11, 2015
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