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School

Where children go to die, and adults are born.
School student: Hey, congrats of graduating! Wanna go imagine some stuff?
Graduate: No, I have no time to imagine, for I need to go and get a job so then I can earn money and to buy irrelevant material goods and food, and by doing this I will be giving cheap labour to whom ever hires me, until I become so depressed I end up killing myself.
School student: I'll go get my gun.
by Mr. Wafflessss November 7, 2010
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School

Hell
A place were girls think they are the shit.

Fake gangsta han when they are supposed to be on the streets.

And fags are there too.

And Sappy teachers who hate you.
Mortal Kombat takes place in hell, meaning school is a fight, meaning that school fucking sucks balls.
by Jurles Rames December 9, 2008
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School

A place in one's city that SUCKS
I went to school today and i almost died.
by Amanda Sauer June 20, 2003
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School

A place were you waste many years of your life listening to people who call themselves "teachers" try to tell you stuff you either already know,don't need to know or don't want to know
by Car Guru23 May 5, 2005
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School

Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives
"I gotta go to school"
"You mean Hell?"
"Yeah"
by Echo9898 October 15, 2018
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School

A place in which you are not able to form any opinions and get yelled at when you do something "evil" like run in the hallways because this is not how a civilized human being behaves. Basically, prison... or your job.
Teachers Point Of View:

Your son Alex consistently defied me. In class he contradicted me numerous times when I insisted that the lenth of one kilometer is greater than one mile. Every other student accepted this lesson, except Alex refused to beleive what was told and offered rebuttles like: "You are lying to the class". Commanding other students to challenge my curriculum.

Although he was correct, Alex's actions show blantant disregard for authority and complete lack of respect for his school. In the future, Alex would be better off accepting the lessons how they are told without resistance.
by TeacherHater December 28, 2009
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