piece of shit scared shitless 

Josh Hawley

Man, did you see Josh Hawley run? Talk about a piece of shit scared shitless!

piece of shit scared shitless by Big D- July 22, 2022

scared turtle 

When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.

I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.

scared turtle by wipe my butt March 18, 2005

scared shity 

When a person is scared so bad that they shit themself .

jim-Hey lol did you see steve last night?

tom-Yeah at the pary.

jim-We had this big dude tell him he was going to whoop his ass and he was scared shity!

tom-Oh well thats why he was running out of the house lol

scared shity by troubledemon November 24, 2009

scared of you 

A semi-sarcastic phrase used when you’re shocked and/or offended by soemthing someone has done or said.

If you’re talking about multiple people, replacing “you” with “y’all” makes sense.

Lauren: Yeahhhh it’s nothing but Patrenn’usse all weekend fs.
Kennedy: Patrenn’usse????? I’m scared of you.

scared of you by itsjaaassss March 19, 2019

i aint scurred

When the Sacramento Kings Center, Brad Miller is threatend. He says the phrase, "SHHHIT I AINT SCURRED!!!"

B. Miller gets fouled, B. Miller says "SHHIT I AINT SCURRED"

i aint scurred by Kings Bitch May 16, 2006

scarrred 

scared and scarred. a state of being both afraid and mentally shaken.
scared + scarred = scarrred. make sense?

"Dude, there is a party going on outside my house and there are fat chicks mud wrestling in the pool with expired coleslaw."
"That sounds disturbing."
"I know, I'm scarrred."

scarrred by XrPKaldra October 18, 2008

i'm scared 

This phrase is mostly used when someone sees an image, text, or social media post and they begin to have a series of veitnam flashbacks so instead of saying: "*Vietnam flashbacks intensify*" they instead say "i'm scared" in reference to the way something made them feel.

In this scenario two people are texting:
Person A: I found something in my mom's sock drawer
Person B: i'm scared
Person B: what did you find
Person A: a dildo
Person B: FUCK I HAD EVERY RIGHT TO BE SCARED

i'm scared by _depressedcasualdemonshit_ December 1, 2019