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Saturdaying

To get day drunk, hangout with dope people, and likely go to jail
Yo man! We went Saturdaying last week and I fucked a fat chick!

Whoa....definitely a Saturday type thing
by Fuck122 May 18, 2019
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Saturday Boy

In a polyamorous or non-monogamous relationship, a Saturday Boy is the male partner that a female partner will typically only see for a good time sporadically, such as going out on a Saturday night - especially if she has a live-in male partner during the week already.
Ah, so you're her Saturday Boy while her primary dude is chilling at home.
by OpeD January 2, 2020
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Saturday Slorp

A poo in a toilet. Google "Saturday slorp" then go to images. If you've heard this word you probably are cool, and Reagan's friend.
Yesterday I made a fat Saturday Slorp in the loo.
by Thic Bird the Choo Choo Train September 2, 2020
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Saturday Detention

A so-called extra measure of punishment flaunted by commonly blinded insensitive burnt-out figures held in educative authority. This punishment requires the offending student to go out of their way in the free time they have at the start of their weekend and spend two or so hours at their school doing what the attending teacher requires them to do.

From my school, this is the result of getting two detentions in a week or getting a very low negative behaviour point score by the end of the school week.

It is a wide-held belief that detention is to make the student reflect on their bad behaviour and hopefully have them avoid this punishment in the future. From what I've seen, this kind of detention not only deviates from that desired effect but also worsens the effect that teachers wanted to avoid in the first place.

I've seen some of my friends and many classmates getting this type of detention and it didn't help with their behaviour in the slightest - it only made them get even more detentions, resulting in them returning to even more Saturday detentions.

If a student has done so bad to constantly be given Saturday detentions, chances are there is an underlying issue with said student that needs to be addressed, worked, and resolved, as opposed to just doling out detentions like government cheese.
Teacher: Jimmy, that's two lates in a week. You have a Saturday detention starting at 11 am.
Jimmy: Whatever.
Teacher: And another one now for the following weekend.
by Dipnuts November 5, 2021
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Selection Saturday

The day when everyone in the United States decides who they want to win the Super Bowl.
Do you have a pick for the Super Bowl yet, Tom?

Nah, but thank god its Selection Saturday!
by Smokeweed420nuggah February 2, 2010
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early Saturday

early Saturday (or Friday) is a term used for of us who can arrange a long weekend around our work commitments.
Please don't contact me tomorrow, its early Saturday!
by inx13 February 9, 2010
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Caucasian Saturday

Caucasian Saturday is a holiday that occurs on every Saturday the 14th, the day after a friday the 13th. On this day it is customary to drink the alcoholic beverage that this day is named for, the caucasian. Also known as a White Russian, the Caucasian consists of vodka, coffee liquor, and cream.
Person 1: Why have you consumed 10 White Russians today, brother?
Person 2: Duuude! Its Caucasian Saturday! Grab a glass!
by holidayman August 13, 2010
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