satanism

An shallow atheistic "religion" that is a facade of pretentious moral subjectivism, mixing anti-christian and pagan imagery with a watered-down version of the philosophies of Nietzsche and the Marquis de Sade, that appeals largely to angry teenagers, Black Metal bands, and those who want to rebell against the percieved hypocrisy of religion and morality to justify their own selfishness.
Using Satanism to attack Christianity is like using Darth Vader to attack Star Wars. All you're disagreeing with is who wins in the end. It's stupid.
by Killing Kittens May 19, 2004
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Satan

Fallen angel who temps you with the better things in life without work. He is the enemy of the christian religion and is the biggest scapegoat in the history of time. Several of the flaws in the christian religion are blamed on Satan, and that the fact he has several names is a lie. Satan is ONLY satan, not lucifer, beelzebub, or baphomet.
Christianity is kept alive by the fear of hell and Satan.
by Nik D May 26, 2005
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The idol of satanism, created by Magus Anton Szandor LaVey (1930-1997), and the greatest religon ever, the religon is based on logic rather than spirtual things, for worshipping of fleshy things produce pleasure. And whose bible is "The Satanic Bible" by Anton Szandor LaVey

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Satan represents responsibi;ity to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires!
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The United States. (eg, Ayatollah Khomenei: "we must destroy the Great Satan".) Any American abroad. European view of US.
"Satan is running amok again" - typical comment on any aspect of current US foreign policy by anyone at all outside US.
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bill clinton a.k.a. "bubba" the inbred klansmen from pigfucker arkansas
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hey since i'm satan imma go stick a fiery hot dildo into an innocent virgin.
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The ovrlord of just about anything you can imagine. He will eat your babies and kick your children. So dont FUCK with Satan. Or I will eat your babies.
Satan is my best friend.<3
by Jerkasauris Rex. January 26, 2011
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