Jerry:Man Kristy, you have nothing on Joy back in the day she sasquatch fucked all kinds of niggah's.
Kristy:No shit! She teaches my kids in preschool!
Kristy:No shit! She teaches my kids in preschool!
by Krazy Kristy aka Miss Mcgee January 25, 2009
While having sexual intercourse, preferably in a log cabin or missile silo, the dominant partner takes a dump onto the chest of the submissive partner. He or she proceeds to then trim his/her pubic hair and sprinkle it upon the fecal matter. Then, they wrap the feces in toilet tissue and light it and then shove the "cigar" (lit end up) into the submissive person's anal sphincter (anus).
"Babe, what happened last night? I don't remember a thing..."
"I don't know, but I have second degree burns in my butthole and I found some pubey poop in my crack..."
"Oh, fuck. We must have done the reverse cuban sasquatch."
"Not the reverse cuban sasquatch!!!"
"I don't know, but I have second degree burns in my butthole and I found some pubey poop in my crack..."
"Oh, fuck. We must have done the reverse cuban sasquatch."
"Not the reverse cuban sasquatch!!!"
by fidelcastro69 April 01, 2010
by 3lectronicFan July 05, 2019
When you are goin to pick up your friend but while waiting he does somethin' to piss you off so when they reah for the door handle to get in you accelerate forward causing the person you are picking up to walk ahead and try again... the acceleration step may be repeating as many times as desired.
I waited outside my boys house for ten minutes when i came to pick him up... so i knew pullin' a sasquatch was necessary to teach his ass a lesson.
by T Grote January 14, 2008
A gathering of mostly 18-25 year old hipsters at the Gorge, in George, Washington. The Columbia River provides a gorgeous backdrop to this festival of drunk and high hippies, and fun "indie" bands. If you are bothered by the smoke from weed, you might want to skip Sasquatch!
"Oh yup!, my parents just got me tickets to go to Sasquatch! Music Festival"
"Me too, bro! We are gonna get SHWASTED!
"Me too, bro! We are gonna get SHWASTED!
by Magical fancy-pants June 30, 2011
Hairy shirtless man with a massive gut full of onion rings, cheeseburgers, and homemade cheeseburger egg rolls
by Bobandy August 26, 2019
isabel: you must got that Benjamen button disease, kaitlin!
kaitlin: woah, ur such a crazy little sasquatch, isabel!!!!!!!!!!
kaitlin: woah, ur such a crazy little sasquatch, isabel!!!!!!!!!!
by IMnKL November 21, 2010