Shlinger

A small to medium sized hit of marijuana taken in a plastic or low quality bong.

I offered the pizza delivery guy a shlinger to show my graciousness.

by Professor JW June 16, 2017

Cincinnati Cum Slinger

The act of a smooth young Midwesterner jerking his meat pole, like a rabid dog scratching for flees, and cumming like a yard sprinkler on a sexy college girl. Slinging it around like Indiana Jones does his whip. WA-SNAP!

"I thought i loved Brian Bays, but when he took the time, and emotion to perform the Cincinnati Cum Slinger on my cute pretty little face, i knew it was true love."

by brian bays May 7, 2018

purple headed yogurt slinger

noun: thing used to put in a woman's mouth, ass, or pussy

Wow! Shes hot! Id like to stick my purple headed yogurt slinger in her ass.

by Adam Seligson September 30, 2006

Web slinger

Web slinger
A careless masturbater who needs to rid himself of the evidence of his illicit wank by a spiderman flick of the wrist sending the jiz hurtling through the air

Mum is at the bedroom door and the window is open,
Or maybe its a low shot under the bed,
Only option "web slinger"

by james Venom August 21, 2006

big dick slinger

N. a total BAMF; an individual who possesses a large amount of swagger and is accomplished in the art of verbal jousting; especially pertaining to JV tennis players.
dick slinging

Bout ta doubble donut that fool like a big dick slinger!

Chris: how are you feeling?

bob: like a big dick slinger!

by urbanmyerurbanlegend December 19, 2011

Solinger

Half the population of the world.

This party has reached a Solinger status.

by caroL <3 October 6, 2003

Yogurt Slinger

When a man/woman that still has a pp cums furiously while helicoptering his/her tiny cock

wtf Gerald why did you just do yogurt slinger all over my 5$ olive garden bread basket

by GErald the pretty person loL May 8, 2020