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floor shopping

Searching for spilled/dropped drugs on the floor.

May be a leisurely pass-time amongst pot-heads, and can appear to be an obsessive compulsive disorder for cocaine users; the extent to which it is an enjoyable and fruitful activity is dependent on both the drug and the circumstances.

Less frequently, "window shopping," which is often more in line with the tendency to get nothing.

See also the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers strip in which Phineas constructs a home drug recycling machine with which to sort out the sweepings from the Freak Bros' rug.
You know things are dry when even the dealer's going floor shopping.
by K.M. Mennie August 29, 2006
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anal sex shopping list

A list of items needed to be purchased at the grocery store and hardware store before attempting some of the ridiculously asenine sex acts described in Urban Dictionary.
According to the Urban Dictionary,we'll need a quart of Rocky Road ice cream,an avacado,and a toilet plunger to perform the Peruvian Plumber.We better make an anal sex shopping list.
by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011
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Shopping for Haggars with LBJ

Performing an intimate act while wearing roomy pants.
"I came home from work, threw on some sweatpants, and the next thing you know, she and I were Shopping for Haggars with LBJ."
by wowie2010 April 13, 2010
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hoof stomping

Someone who tries to bully and take control of a situation. Especially an overweight and insecure person.
"His ex wife tried to hoof stomp his new girlfriend."

"He/She started hoof stomping to get his/her way."
by GatorGirl22 March 30, 2009
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sloppy shopping seconds

When a person goes shopping with one person, then goes shopping immediately after with a third person but has no interest in buying or looking at anything because they were all shopped out from the first trip.
Stephen went shopping with his nasty ex girlfriend for five hours, and his friend Shane got his sloppy shopping seconds for about 45 minutes before he quit.
by Chika March 30, 2010
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shopping window

The time period during which a guy is actually engaged in the shopping experience. This period can last from almost no time at all to literally hours for a metrosexual, and includes all forms of shopping, from the grocery store to designer boutiques. It should also be noted that this period can be increased through witty girl techniques such as handing a guy a blackberry loaded with brickbreaker to play or sitting him in front of a couch with sportscenter.
"Dude, I am totally down to go try on a few pairs of jeans right now, but I am letting you know that my shopping window is only about 45 minutes today.
by rach BFD May 3, 2008
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shopping

Going to a large chain store (Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Target, etc...) and filling a cart with as much crap as possible, only to abandon it somewhere in the store.
Hey dude! I went shopping at Wal-Mart today. Somebodys gonna be doin their job today.
by Zazk March 31, 2005
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