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Irish Stand-off

Overzealous arguement over who will pick up a bill that can and often does end in physical confrontation - usually credit cards and money being taken from the other party preventing them paying.
From an eposide of the irish sit com Father Ted, where Mrs Doyle and her friend Mrs Dineen have just had afternoon tea and the bill arrives resulting in an irish stand-off:

Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, Mrs Dineen. I'll get this.

Mrs Dineen: We'd better be off, Mrs Doyle. I'll get this.

Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, Mrs Dineen. I'll get this.

Mrs Dineen: No, now don't be silly. I'll pay.

Mrs Doyle: You won't! Put that away.

Mrs Dineen: Now, don't be stupid, Mrs Doyle.

Mrs Doyle: No, no, no, no!

Mrs Dineen: Now, just put your money away.

Mrs Doyle: You're mad! No, no, no, no.

Mrs Dineen: Take the money! Take the money!

(Both shouting and screaming)

Mrs Dineen: Get off!

Mrs Doyle: I'm writing a cheque.
Mrs Dineen: No, you're not!

Mrs Doyle: I am.
by tobesure July 20, 2010
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Mexican Stand-off

When two cars driving down a two lane highway one in each lane going the exact same speed next to each other restrict the cars behind them from passing.
Mike: (on the phone) Chall at? you was posta be her fitty minits ago.

Erick: (on the phone) oh yoz I know ize on I-84 stuck behind a mexican stand-off

Mike: daaannng!
by slikfishy March 5, 2009
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Skandoff

v. To masturbate oneself anally. Using fingers, tongues, ect., to result in sodomized pleasure and/or secretion of feces.
Bro 1: Hey bro, I where's your bathroom?
Bro 2: Last door on the right, just don't Skandoff in there! Last time you came over you left a huge poopy, smelly, brown mess!
Bro 1: HA! Okay bro, I'll save the Skandoff sesh for later, care to join?
Bro 2: Fosho bro, lemme go get the lube! Your house this time!
by Butthole love April 7, 2010
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Mexican Stand-off

It is when you open a girls vagana and fill it with tequila... then you wrap sandpaper around your dick and pound her as hard as possible!!!
Last night my girlfriend and I had a Mexican Stand-off!
by WTF119 March 17, 2019
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mexican stand off

An activity in which two males stand in front of each other wanking it until one of them finishes and he is declared the victor.
Friend: "Dude, why are you sad and all sticky??"

Tanner: ...I just lost the mexican stand off.."
by Danimal170 September 26, 2012
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Standoffish

Always forcing other people to stand up to you or resort to fighting.
The mouthy girl's standoffish ways came directly from her uber competitive nature.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
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Standoffish

The parrot lady would get standoffish and bark at any passerby that didn't allow her to walk all over them after having someone other than herself call them a bunch of names like passive or weak (something other than one of the alphas like herself) or all these other things, trying to lock down their neighborhood (not hers, as she wasn't even originally from there) with lies, and being as inflammatory as possible towards them to cause any drama that she could.
by The Original Agahnim January 4, 2022
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