Skandoff 

v. To masturbate oneself anally. Using fingers, tongues, ect., to result in sodomized pleasure and/or secretion of feces.

Bro 1: Hey bro, I where's your bathroom?
Bro 2: Last door on the right, just don't Skandoff in there! Last time you came over you left a huge poopy, smelly, brown mess!
Bro 1: HA! Okay bro, I'll save the Skandoff sesh for later, care to join?
Bro 2: Fosho bro, lemme go get the lube! Your house this time!

Skandoff by Butthole love April 7, 2010

Shit Standoff 

n. - The scenario where one, with no other options, enters a public restroom having to take an urgent shit, but discovers that one or more stalls is/are quietly occupied by other people with the same idea.

In an effort to be polite or keep from embarrassing themselves, no one in the restroom wants to be the first to squeeze out a loud, booming fart or firebomb a lunker into the water below for everyone to hear, so what ensues is a shit standoff.

Ned: "Dude, where were you?"

Larry: "I was in the bathroom. I would've been back 10 minutes ago but there was a wicked shit standoff in there."

Shit Standoff by SnacksCCM November 4, 2013

Brooklyn standoff 

A Brooklyn standoff is when multiple roommates want to stay in a rent controlled or super cheap apartment but have grown to hate each other and can absolutely not live together anymore.

Man I hate my roommates so much these days but no one will move out because we all know we couldn't get a better deal. It's turned into a real Brooklyn standoff. standoff stalemate brooklyn roommates rent rentistoodamnhigh

Brooklyn standoff by Reetuh.Spuhawn May 11, 2016

midwestern standoff 

A no-win situation in which no action is taken because all parties defer to the others. Like a Mexican standoff but with toxic niceness instead of guns.

Every driver at the 4-way stop waved the others along but no one would go since it was a midwestern standoff.

midwestern standoff by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean January 7, 2020

Omani standoff 

A Omani standoff typically constitutes a standoff between a goat from Oman and a Libyan man. Over the years however it has come to describe any standoff involving man and animal.

History: circa 1800, some rogue Libyan pirates attempted to enter Oman through the Arabian Sea having circumvented the whole of Africa. Upon reaching its shores, they were met by the abundant goats that roam Oman freely. While the Omani villagers were busy tending to their crops further inland, the goats stood fiercely in the face of the pirates, and it was their determination that ultimately forced the Libyans to retreat.

Example 1:
Abudi found himself in a predicament. Having just arrived in Oman, he came across a goat. They stood facing each other refusing to give way to each other. It was a classic Omani standoff. In the end he had to yield to the goat, and find an alternate route.

Example 2:
As Harry, Ron and Hermione snuck around Hogwarts, they saw the light reflect from Filch's lamp as he walked around looking for them. So the trio entered the closest room and found themselves face to face with Fluffy, the three-headed dog. It was a Omani standoff like no other, as both sides knew the consequences of backing down.

Omani standoff by DoesSheEvenGoHere May 18, 2016

Manx Standoff 

n : a situation in which 3 automobiles arrive at the same time on a 3 way mini traffic circle. No one is willing to emerge first, and the 3 drivers sit looking at each other.

All 3 then move ahead at the same time, then slam the brakes on. Repeat a few times.

Man, sorry I’m late, I was trying to drive across Quarterbridge when the idiot in front of me got himself into a Manx Standoff.

Manx Standoff by 52D2 August 18, 2019

Sexican Standoff 

A stalemate between you and your significant other when you both want to have sex, but neither wants to do all the work.

My husband and I wanted to have sex last night, but we were both too tired. It was a serious Sexican Standoff.

Sexican Standoff by Amarillo Bird August 25, 2013