A condition often observed after a night of grinding with a girl with a sparkly and/or sequined dress, typically at a club or a high school dance, leaving the front of the man's pants shiny and iridescent. A man observing his friend's sparklecrotch should immediately offer a high five.
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An artist who uses far too many vibrant colours in their work, making it difficult to look at. Sparklefaggots have large collections of Crayola products and although they may be very old, the artwork they produce looks like that of a five year-old.
Ke$ha's makeup has so many colours...she's a real sparklefaggot.
That furry likes drawing pictures of cats that look like they got puked on by a crayon box...what a sparklefaggot.
That furry likes drawing pictures of cats that look like they got puked on by a crayon box...what a sparklefaggot.
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Get the Sparkle mug.When a person has a crush on someone who isn’t usually their type. They don’t know exactly why they have a crush on them they just do. When this happens it means that the person they have a crush on has sparkle.
Person One: Why do you like him? You never date guys like that?
Person Two: I don’t know he just has sparkle for me.
Person Two: I don’t know he just has sparkle for me.
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In short, an anorexic faggot dog.
In short, an anorexic faggot dog.
Person 1: I kind of feel bad for all the sparkle dogs, just being one is asking for abuse.
Person 2: Yeah, I had one once, but I shot it, because it was just so damn ugly... I mainly did it to put the poor thing out of its misery though, ya'know?
Person 2: Yeah, I had one once, but I shot it, because it was just so damn ugly... I mainly did it to put the poor thing out of its misery though, ya'know?
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